( WHERE EAGLES DARE )

LIFE IS CONSTANT STRUGGLE, LEAVES MANY MEMORIES AND EXPERIRNCES, SWEET AND BITTER, NORMAL AND INDELIBLE. MANY INCIDENTS OCCURS IN LIFE, SOME WE FORGET AND SOME ARE ENGRAVED AS UNFORGETTABLE.

NARRATED STORY IS CENT PERCENT TRUE, HAPPENED IN MONTH OF JULY 2009
‘I GOT A FRANCHISE OF SOME PRODUCT FOR MY COUNTRY AND WANTED TO INTRODUCE ALL OVER. FOR SAME I PUBLICISED IN A LOCAL LEADING NEWS PAPER, INVITING APPLICATIONS FROM DEALERS INTRESTED IN SALE OF THAT PRODUCT ON CITY BASIS.

NEXT DAY , AMONG MANY OTHERS CALLS , I RECEIVED A CALL FROM A PLACE WHICH WAS .AROUND 200 KILOMETER FAR FROM MY OFFICE.THE CALLER TOLD THAT THEY HAVE A BIG CHAIN OF BUSINESS , AND WANT TO BUY ATLEAST 10,000 PIECES.I JUMPED WITH JOY. HE GAVE A FACTORY ADDRESS AND REQUESTED TO REACH THERE AT A SPECIFIED TIME.THE CALLER WAS A VERY DECENT PERSON.
NIGHT I COULD NOT SLEEP , AND PASSED TIME COUNTING AND BALANCING THE AMOUNT OF PROFIT.EARLY IN MORNING , I PREPARED MY LAPTOP, BUNDLED PRODUCT AND TRAVELLED TO DESTINATION WITH MY YOUNGER BROTHER AND AN EMPLOYEE-.AT MID WAY , I RECEIVED A CALL FROM BUYER,ADVISING TO REACH AT A SPOT , INSTEAD OF FACTORY, AND CALL HIM .I WAS A BIT SURPRISED , BUT HUGE ORDER FORBID ME TO THINK ANYTHING NEGATIVE.ANYWAY, I REACHED AT A SPOT , A DERSERTED PLACE , MY SIXTH SENSE ALERTED FOR SOME DANGER BUT I IGNORED TAKING IT MY MIS-LEADING SENSE.I SAW A PERSON APPROACHING TOWARDS ME .HE ASKED MY NAME AND TOLD THAT MR.CHAIRMAN FELL SICK SUDDENLY , SO MEETING IS DECIDED AT HOME.NOW FULLY CAME TO KNOW THAT I AM TRAPPED UNDER SOME MALAFIDE INTESION—- WHAT ? THAT I STILL DO NOT KNOW.THAT MAN INFORMED SOMEONE VIA CELL PHONE INFORMING SOMETHING IN SOME UNKNOWN LANGUAGE.
MY ALL SENSES ACTIVATED. WHILE TRAVELLING TO DESTINATION, I DIALED MY BROTHER NUMBER (AT HOME) AND WHISPERED (WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF THE PERSON SITTING BESIDE ME IN CAR) NOT TO DISCONNECT LINE. THEN I STARTED TALKING GENERAL AS IF TALKING WITH THAT PERSON ( HAND FREE KIT WAS IN USE)DURING THIS CONVERSTION I EXPLAINED ALL THE DETAILS OFROUTE PASSED , MENTIONED ALL BUILDINGS, ITS SIGN BOARDS COLORS AND SCENE IN THE WAY . JUST EXAMPLE, NATIONAL SALT COMPANY IS HERE? THIS SMALL CANAL IS HOW BEUTIFULL – WHY THIS ROAD IS BUMPY) WHICH WERE ENOUGH DETAIL TO DETECT MY DESTINATION AND LOCATION.ALL THESE PONTS WERE RECORDED ON MY BROTHER CELL. I FURTHER DETAILED HIM ALL THE WAY WHICH I PASSED DURING THIS TIME.FINALLY MY GUIDE ASKED ME TO STOP , WHILE PARKING MY CAR INSIDE HIS VILLAGE TYPE BIG VILLA.LOOKING AT SITUATION , I WAS REST ASSURE THAT I NOT TRAPPED BUT IMPONDED OR ARRESTED.
THAT PERSON GUIDED ME TO A ROOM ( MY EMPLOYEE AND YOUNGER BROTHER WAS DETAINED OUT SIDE , NOT ALLOWING THEM TO COMPANY ME ,UPON PRETEXT THAT IT IS A VERY SECRET MEETING , ONE TO ONE .
WHEN ENTERED ROOM, I FOUND THREE, VERY STRONG AND HEALTHY PEOPLE (FROM FACE CRIMINALS). NONE TALKED OR ASKED ABOUT PRODUCT.COMPLETE SILENCE ALL OVER – - – A DASHING PERSONALITY PERSON ENTERD INSIDE AND ALL STOOD UP IN RESPECT. HE SPOKE IN MILLIONS AGAINST SOME DEALS TO IMPRESS ME AND WENT OUT…ONE PERSON INTRODUCED HIM IN HIS ABSENCE THAT HE IS “ROCK FELLER” OF THAT COUNTRY.CUTTING SHORT , THOSE THREE PEOPLE STARTED GAMBLING AMONG THEM , AND FORICBLY MADE ME PARTNER INSPITE OF MY STRONG PROTEST.THEY SHOWED ME A BRIEFCASE FULL OF CURRENCY (A HUGE AMOUNT).MY YOUNGER BROTHER TRIED TO COME INSIDE ROOM BUT OUT STAYING PEOPLE PASSED STURN LOOKS AND FORBID HIM TO SEE ME.IF HE WANTED TO GO OUT AND STAY IN CAR , THAT WAS ALSO NOT ALLOWED AS THEY KEPT KEY WITH THEM AND ENTRANCE GATE WAS FOUND LOCK ( THIS MY BROTHER TOLD ME AFTERWARDS)AFTER SOME TIME THAT PERSON WHO FORCIBLY DECALRED ME HIS MOF GAME ( HE HAVE TO “SHOW” ONE MILLION TO GET ONE MILLION FROM LOOSER) HE TOLD ME TO MANAGE HALF MILLION RUPEES TO GET SHARE . WHEN I TOLD THAT I HAVE NO MONEY WITH ME, HE SUGGESTED SENDING MY COMPANIONS TO MANAGE THAT… FINALLY THEY TOLD THAT THEY WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO GO OUT – - IN OTHER WORDS, “KIDNAPPED FOR RANSOME”. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SITUATION MY EMPLOYEE OR BROTHER ARE FACING!!

I PRAYED ALMIGHTY AND ADDRESED THEM ” LOOK DEAR , I AM A SMALL BUSINESSMAN.I DO NOT HAVE ANY MONEY.IF YOU ARE THINKING THAT WE ARE AT A DESERTED PLACE , AND NONE KNOWS , THAT IS YOUR ENTIRE MISCONCEPTION.JUST CALL MY OFFICE AND ASK IN WHICH LOCATION I AM ? THEY WILL NOT ONLY TELL YOU THE EXACT LOCATION , YOUR SURROUNDINGS , BUT ALSO WILL TELL YOU THE COLORS OF SOFAS WHERE I AM SITTING.IF YOU ASK MORE DETAIL FROM YOUR OFFICE , THEY WILL SHOW YOU YOUR PHOTOGRAPS , AND RECORDING OF CONVERSATION INBETWEEN , FROM A TO Z .DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ? THEY WERE SHOCKED UPON MY CONFIDENCE AND ASKED HOW IT IS POSSIBLE? I TOLD THEM THAT I AM UNDER GPRS SYSTEM.I WILL NEVER TELL YOU THE LOCATION OF CHIO WITH ME , BE SURE YOU ALL WILL BE UNABLE TO GET THAT CHIP EVEN IF YOU SERACH MY BODY”I FURTHER ADDED ” YOU MUST HAVE HEARD ABOUT TRACKER SYSTEM ? IT IS SAME, BUT FAR ADVANCED.”IF I NOT REACHED OFFICE BY 6PM, FIRST THEY WILL TRY TO CONTACT AND IF CELL REMAINED UN-ATTENDED THEY WILL RUSH TO THIS PLACE, AND IF YOU TREID TO SHIFT ME SOMEWHERE, COMPUTER WILL INDICATE THAT PLACE .NO EFFORT CAN HIDE ME ANYWHERE.

COMPLETE SILENCE INSIDE ROOM…MY CELL PHONES WERE WITH THEM.THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER FACES, AND ASKED ME FOR AN OATH FOLLOWED BY SOME HOLLY VERSES.THEN THEY ASKED FOR A PROMISE / UNDERTAKING THAT THIS INCIDENT WILL NEVER BE QUOTED OR REPORTED ANYWHERE IN ANY SHAPE .GAVE MY CELL PHONES AND LAPTOP AND I RAN FROM THE SPOT LIKE ANYTHING WITHOUT LOOSING ANYTHING.THANKS ALMIGHTY ALLAH.

MORAL OF STORY:

NEVER ACCEPT INVITATION OF STRANGERS – NEVER VIST UNKNOWN PLACES UPON INVITATIONS OF UNKNOWN PEOPLE.

LOOK AROUND, WE WILL FEEL AND REALIZE THAT EVERYONE IS SERIOUS, SOME UNKNOWN FEAR, IN DEEP THOUGHTS, WHY? BECAUSE STRESS IS GRASPING ALL! WHAT STRESS? LOOK AT TODAY NEWSPAPER – WARS, TERRORISM, RECESSION, UNEMPLOYMENT, INFLATION, TERRIBLE COST OF LIVING, INCREASED CRIME RATE, EVERYONE FEELS UNSAFE , UNSECURED, HELPLESS.THESE ALL ARE BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CAN NOT CONTROL OR OVERCOME;ONLY THE THING WHICH WE HAVE ;THAT IS, AN ATTEMPT TO LIVE HAPPILY, UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES. THIS PRACTICE IS ENTIRELY IN BENEFIT OF EVERY INDIVIDUAL, BECAUSE DEPRESSION LEADS TO MANY COMPLICATE DISEASES.

HUMOR IS INFECTIOUS AND PANACEA. A ROARING LAUGHTER IS FAR MORE CONTAGIOUS THAN ANY POWERFUL TONIC. WHEN LAUGHTER IS SHARED, IT JOINS PEOPLE TOGETHER AND INCREASES HAPPINESS AND INTIMACY. IN ADDITION TO THE DOMINO EFFECT OF JOY AND AMUSEMENT, LAUGHTER ALSO TRIGGERS HEALTHY PHYSICAL CHANGES IN THE BODY. HUMOR AND LAUGHTER STRENGTHEN YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM, BOOSTS ENERGY, REDUCES SORROWS, AND PROTECT FROM DAMAGING NERVOUS SYSTEM, AND STRANGELY, THIS MEDICINE IS FREE AND IN ACCESS OF EVERYONE . ANYONE CAN USE IT ANYTIME, ANY PLACE.( EXCEPT FUNERALS CEREMONIES OR IN I.C.U )

HUMOR AND LAUGHTER ARE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED, THAT’S WHY CERTAIN INSTITUTIONS HAVE STARTED COURSES TO TEACH HUMOR SKILLS TO DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE TO MAKE UNDERSTAND THE VALUES AND USE HUMOR.

LAUGH – A STRONG EFFECTIVE MEDICINE FOR MIND AND BODY

SENSE OF HUMOR IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL TOOL TO ATTRACT OTHERS. OUR DAILY MOOD, EMOTIONAL, STATE OF MIND .MUSCLES, BRAIN, HEALTH, ATTITUDE IS RULED AND GOVERNED BY BRAIN. FRESH MIND STANDS SURETY FOR GOOD HEALTH.

LAUGHTER IS A POWERFUL ANTIDOTE TO STRESS, MENTAL PRESSURE, AND DEPRESSION. NOTHING WORKS FASTER OR MORE DEPENDABLY TO MAINTAIN MIND AND BODY INTO BALANCE THAN A GOOD LAUGH. HUMOR LIGHTENS BURDENS, INSPIRES HOPES, CONNECTS TO OTHERS, AND KEEPS FOCUSED, AND ALERT, WHILE BOOSTING MORALE AND VIGOUR. ABILITY TO LAUGH EASILY AND FREQUENTLY IS A TREMENDOUS RESOURCE FOR SURMOUNTING PROBLEMS, EXPANDING SOUND RELATIONSHIPS, AND BOOSTING PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL HEALTH.

LAUGHTER IS BEST TONIC FOR HEALTH.

LAUGHTER – A STIMULANT :- A GOOD, DEEP LAUGH RELIEVES PHYSICAL TENSION AND STRESS KEEPING MUSCLES RELAXED. THIS LAUGHTER INCREASES BLOOD CIRCULATION IN NERVES AND VEINS, AND ACTIVATES DEAD MUSCLES.AS RESULT, WE FEEL ENERGETIC WITH A WAVE OF INSPIRATION.

LAUGHTER BOOSTS THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. LAUGHTER REDUCES STRESSED HORMONES AND BOOSTS IMMUNE SYSTEM, EMPOWERING CELLS TO FIGHT AGAINST INFECTIONS-QUELLING ANTI-BODY ELEMENTS, CONSEQUENTLY RESISTANCE AGAINST DISEASE IMPROVES.

LAUGHTER TRIGGERS THE RELEASE OF ENDORPHINS, THE BODY’S NATURAL FEEL-GOOD CHEMICALS. ENDORPHINS PROMOTE AN OVERALL SENSE OF WELL-BEING AND CAN EVEN TEMPORARILY RELIEVE PAINS.

LAUGHTER – A HEART GUARD. LAUGHTER IMPROVES THE FUNCTION OF BLOOD VESSELS AND INCREASES BLOOD FLOW, WHICH CAN HELP PROTECT AGAINST HEART ATTACK AND OTHER CARDIOVASCULAR PROBLEMS

PHYSICAL HEALTH: WHAT A MIRACLE! IN THIS CRITICAL ERRA WHERE EVERYONE IS UNDER STRESS, WE ARE BLESSED WITH A MOST POWERFUL TONIC, WHICH IS NOT ONLY FREE BUT WITH GUARANTEED POSITIVE RESULTS. AND THAT IS LAUGHTER .THE LAUGHTER WHICH BOOSTS IMMUNE SYSTEM, LOWERS STRESS HORMONES , DECREASES PAIN IN SOME CASES, RELAXES MUSCLES, AND REFRESH BRAIN.

MENTAL HEALTH BENEFITS: THIS LAUGHTER ADDS JOY AND ZEST IN LIFE, TEACHES TO LOVE LIFE, EASES ANXIETY AND UNKNOWN FEARS, STABLES MOOD TO POSITIVITY, ENHANCES RESILIENCE. ABOVE ALL IT BOOSTS COURAGE TO LIVE HAPPILY WITH BEST SENSES OF DESCIONS. IT MAY CHANGE THE ANGLES OF OBSERVATIONS, ANALYSIS.

SOCIAL BENEFITS: NEVER ENDING DEMAND OF JOLLY PERSONS WITNESSES THIS PRACTICE. COMEDY MOVIES ARE DOING MORE BUSINESS THAN SOCIAL OR DRAMATIC MOVIES. WHY? BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY DEPRESSED BY OUTER ENVIRONMENT. THEY HAVE TO FOCUS OR RESOLVE THEIR MANY PERSONAL ISSUES. EVERYONE IS IN SEARCH OF HAPPINESS!! PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH – IN SPITE OF KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS LAUGH IS A TEMPORARY SOLUTION TO DROWN WORRIES, EVEN THEN PEOPLE LOOK FOR GATHERINGS WHERE THEY COULD LAUGH!! THIS LAUGH STRENGTHENS RELATIONSHIP, ATTRACTS OTHERS, ENHANCES FRIEND CIRCLE, AND HELPS TO DEFUSE CONFLICTS DUE TO NERVES STIMULATION.

LAUGHTER & HUMOR MAINTAINS HEALTH (EMOTIONALLY).

LAUGHTER PRODUCES A SENSE OF FRESHNESS .EFFECTS OF LAUGH REMAINS WITH, EVEN AFTER THE LAUGHTER SUBSIDES. HUMOR HELPS TO KEEP A POSITIVE, OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK THROUGH DIFFICULT SITUATIONS, DISAPPOINTMENTS, AND LOSS.

MORE THAN JUST A RESPITE FROM SADNESS AND PAIN, LAUGHTER EQUIPS AND BOOSTS COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO FIND NEW SOURCES OF HOPE. EVEN IN THE MOST DIFFICULT TIMES, A SIMPLE SMILE CAN GO A LONG WAY TOWARD FEELING BETTER. LAUGHTER REALLY IS CONTAGIOUS—JUST HEARING LAUGHTER PRIMES BRAIN AND READIES TO SMILE AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN.

THE LINK BETWEEN LAUGHTER AND MENTAL HEALTH

LAUGHTER DISSOLVES DISTRESSING EMOTIONS. IT ABOLISHES FEELINGS OF ANXIETY, ANGRNESS, OR SADNESS WHEN LAUGHING.

LAUGHTER HELPS TO BE RELAXED AND RECHARGED. IT REDUCES STRESS AND INCREASES ENERGY, ENABLING TO STAY FOCUSED AND ACCOMPLISH MORE IN BEST OF THE MOOD AND TEMPERAMENT.

SOCIAL BENEFITS :-HUMOR AND PLAYFUL COMMUNICATION STRENGTHENS RELATIONS BY TRIGGERING POSITIVE FEELINGS AND FOSTERING EMOTIONAL CONNECTION. WHEN LAUGH WITH OTHERS, A POSITIVE BOND IS CREATED. THIS BOND ACTS AS A STRONG BUFFER AGAINST STRESS, DISAGREEMENTS, AND DISAPPOINTMENT.

LAUGH WITH OTHERS –NOT ALONE !

SHARED LAUGHTER IS ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE TOOLS FOR KEEPING RELATIONSHIPS FRESH AND EXCITING. ALL EMOTIONAL SHARING BUILDS STRONG AND LASTING RELATIONSHIP BONDS, BUT SHARING LAUGHTER AND PLAY ADS JOY, VITALITY, AND RESILIENCE. AND HUMOR IS A POWERFUL AND EFFECTIVE WAY TO HEAL RESENTMENTS, DISAGREEMENTS, AND HURTS. LAUGHTER UNITES PEOPLE DURING DIFFICULT TIMES.

HUMOR AND LAUGH ALLOWS TO:BE MORE SPONTANEOUS. HUMOR EXPELS OUT MISERIES FROM HEAD AND SHOWS ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO GET OUT OF UNDERGOING TROUBLES OR PROBLEMS.LAUGHTER HELPS TO HEAL FEELINGS OF CRITICISM, AGONIES, INSULTS, INJUSTICE, IT ALSO RELEASES INHIBITION OF HOLDING BACK AND HOLDING ON ARE SET ASIDE.

LAUGHTER IMPACT ON RELATIONSHIPS:

MUTUAL LAUGHTER AND PLAY ARE INTEGRAL COMPONENT FOR STRONG, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS. BY MAKING A SINCERE EFFORT TO MERGE MORE HUMOR AND PLAY INTO DAILY ACTIVITIES, YOU CAN IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF LOVE RELATIONSHIPS— AS WELL AS CONNECTIONS WITH CO-WORKERS, FAMILY MEMBERS, AND FRIENDS.

LOOK FOR HUMOR / LAUGHTER INTO LIFE

EVERYONE CAN JOIN LAUGHTER MOVEMENT. ALL IT TAKES IS WILLINGNESS. A SENSE OF HUMOR IS NOT REQUIRED. THERE’S MORE THAN ENOUGH STRESS TO GO AROUND AND ABSURDITY ABOUNDS IN OUR DAILY LIVES. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE, CLAP AND LAUGHTER WILL LIVE AGAIN. LAUGHTER IS A FEELING WHICH ALLOWS US TO LIVE HAPPILY.

LAUGHTER IS A BIRTHRIGHT, A NATURAL PART OF LIFE THAT IS INNATE AND INBORN. INFANTS BEGIN SMILING DURING THE FIRST WEEKS OF LIFE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD WITHIN MONTHS OF BEING BORN. ALL CAN LEARN TO LAUGH AT ANY STAGE OF LIFE, SUBJECTED IF WISHED FOR.

SCHEDULE A TIMES TO SEEK OUT HUMOR AND LAUGHTER PROGRAMMES, IF WORKING OUT, MANAGE AS PER CONVENIENCE .EVENTUALLY, AN URGE WILL DEVELOP TO BE THE PART OF HUMOR AND LAUGHTER INTO THE LIFE, FINDING IT NATURALLY IN EVERYTHING.

HERE ARE SOME WAYS TO START:-

SMILE. SMILING IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS LAUGHTER. IT’S CONTAGIOUS. “LAUGH THERAPY PIONEERS” FOUND IT POSSIBLE (TO LAUGH) WITHOUT EVEN FEELING A FUNNY EVENT. WHEN LOOK AT SOMEONE OR SEE SOMETHING, EVEN MILD PLEASING SMILE WILL DO.BEWARE, DO NOT SMILE OR LAUGH IN A FUNERAL OR BURRIAL CEREMONIES OR HOSPITAL INTENSIVE CARE UNITS !

COUNT BLESSINGS YOU ARE ENJOYING: LITERALLY MAKE A LIST. GOOD THINGS IN LIFE. THEN LOOK TO OTHERS .THIS COMPARISON WILL RELEASE FROM PASSIVE OR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS WHICH ARE SOUND BARRIER TO HUMOR AND LAUGH.

PARTICIPATE LAUGHTER. SOMETIMES HUMOR AND LAUGHTER ARE PRIVATE, A SHARED JOKE AMONG A SMALL GROUP, BUT USUALLY NOT. MORE OFTEN, PEOPLE ARE VERY HAPPY TO SHARE SOMETHING FUNNY BECAUSE IT GIVES THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH AGAIN AND FEED OFF THE HUMOR YOU FIND IN IT. WHEN YOU HEAR LAUGHTER, RUSH.

SPEND TIME WITH JOLLY PEOPLE. THEIR ARE PEOPLE WHO LAUGH EASILY–BOTH AT THEMSELVES AND AT LIFE’S ABSURDITIES–AND WHO ROUTINELY FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYDAY EVENTS. THEIR PLAYFUL POINT OF VIEW AND LAUGHTER ARE CONTAGIOUS. SIT IN THE GATHERINGS WHICH ATTRACTS YOU OR YOU LIKE IT.

BRING HUMOR INTO CONVERSATIONS. ASK PEOPLE, “WHAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY? THIS WEEK? IN YOUR LIFE?”NOTE IT DOWN AND CONVEY IN SUITABLE GATHERING.

TRY TO DEVELOP SENSE OF HUMOUR ?

IT IS A CRITICAL, RATHER A SENSITIVE QUESTION .ONE ESSENTIAL CHARACTERISTIC THAT HELPS US LAUGH, IS NOT TAKING US TOO SERIOUSLY.

SOME EVENTS ARE CLEARLY SAD AND NOT OCCASIONS FOR LAUGHTER. BUT MOST EVENTS IN LIFE DON’T CARRY AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF EITHER SADNESS OR DELIGHT. THEY FALL INTO THE GRAY ZONE OF ORDINARY LIFE–GIVING YOU THE CHOICE TO LAUGH OR NOT.ANYWAY, ACCORDING TO MY CALIBER, I AM SHARING THE IDEAS TO DEVELOP SENSE OF HUMOUR, FOR THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE!

SURPRISE YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS WITH PUNS, PARODIES, PROPS OR PRANKS.

BE IN SEARCH OF STORIES TO USE IN YOUR CIRCLE FOR LAUGHTER.

USE UN-INTRODUCED FUNNY MATERIAL AND EXAMPLES IN GATHERING AND PARTIES.

WHILE IN GATHERING, CREATE A DRAMATIC SITUATION, ENDING ON A VERY SMALL EVENT , WHILE PEOPLE LOOKING AT YOU FOR SOMETHING VERY BIG.

USE GESTURES OR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THAT ARE THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR WORDS.

USE GRAPHICS, VERY MUCH AGAINST THE SOUL OF TOPIC AND VERY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

LOOK FOR SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE SITUATION.

ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO TELL A JOKE; AND THEN SIT DOWN CALMLY.

CRITICISE THE AUDIENCE FOR NOT LAUGHING: “THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.”THEN OFFER THEM SOME INCENTIVE TO LAUGH.

TELL STORIES THAT MAKE FUN OF OTHERS OR MAKE THEM LOOK RIDICULOUS.

LAUGH AT YOURSELF. SHARE FUNNY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS.

TRY TO LAUGH AT SITUATIONS LOOK FOR THE HUMOR IN A BAD SITUATION, THE IRONY AND ABSURDITY OF LIFE. THIS WILL HELP IMPROVE YOUR MOOD AND THE MOOD OF THOSE AROUND YOU.

SURROUND YOURSELF WITH FUN.WHILE IN OFFICE OR BUSINESS , HANG SOME FUNNY PICTURES , CARTOONS .DISPLAY A FUNNY SCREEN SAVER .HANG SOME FAMILY PHOTOS AT PICNIC SPOT.

DEAL WITH YOUR STRESS. STRESS IS A MAJOR IMPEDIMENT TO HUMOR AND LAUGHTER.

THE ABILITY TO LAUGH, PLAY, AND HAVE FUN WITH OTHERS NOT ONLY MAKES LIFE MORE ENJOYABLE BUT ALSO HELPS TO SOLVE PROBLEMS, KEEPING PEOPLE CONNECTED, WHILE INCREASING CREATIVITY, FRIEND CIRCLE. A SURVEY REVEALED THAT THOSE LOVING HUMOUR ARE FOUND MORE HEALTHY AS COMPARED TO SERIOUS.THE IMPORTANCE OF LAUGH CAN BE REALIZED THAT SOME EUROPEON UNIVERSITIES HAS INCLUDED THIS SUBJECTS AS COURSE.MEDIACALLY, WHEN WE LAUGH, OUR LUNGS ABSORBS AND EXHAUSTS WHICH OXYGENATES LUNGS RICHLY, AND AS RESULT YOU ARE EVER FRESH, JOLLY ALL THE TIME ALL THE DAY.

THERE IS AN OLD JOKE AMONG ECONOMISTS THAT STATES:

A RECESSION IS WHEN YOUR NEIGHBOR LOSES HIS JOB.

A DEPRESSION IS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR JOB.

RECESSION IS A STATE WHERE ECONOMY IS IN DECLINE CONSTANTLY. WIDESPREAD DECLINE IN THE GDP AND EMPLOYMENT AND TRADE LASTING FROM SIX MONTHS TO A YEAR WITH THIS RECESSION AND FINANCIAL SYSTEM UNDER STRESS. WE ARE OBSEVING AND NOTICING HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT, A DEPRESSED AND RAPID DECREASE IN CURRENCY VALUE ON DAILY BASE. IT IS THE TIME WHEN GOVERNMENTS HAVE TWO CHOICES. EITHER TO UTILIZE THIS RECESSION AS TOOL TO BOOM WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECTIVENESS OR TO GROUND BY IGNORING OR POSTPONDING SITUATION IGNORING THE CRITICAL AND ALARMING POSITION NOT UTILIZING TIME .INFACT THIS SITUATION NEEDS IMMEDIATE POSITIVE STEPS ENTIRELY IN INTREST AND BENEFITS OF PUBLIC AND FOR SOVEREIGNTY OF COUNTRY.CONSATANT RECESSION MAY CREATE INSTABILITY, INSECURITY, LAW & ORDER PROBLEM BY PUBLIC, WHICH IS NOT GOOD SIGN.GOVERNMENTS AND THINK TANKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOO ACTIVE AT THIS CRUCIAL STAGE.

RECESSION CAN BE DEFINED AS SIGNIFICANT DECLINE IN GENERAL ECONOMIC ACTIVITY EXTENDING OVER A PERIOD OF TIME. RECESSION RESULTS IN JOBS BEING CUT, REVENUES DROPPED AND GOVERNMENTS TAKING BACK SUBSIDIARIES.THE INFLATION BOOMS AND COST OF LIVING TOUCHES TO SKY. CONSEQUENTLY ECONOMY GETS INTO SLUMBER.

HOW TO OVERCOME RECESSION

FIRST OF ALL , GOVERNMENT AND BEAUROCRACY MUST BE SINCERE TO OVERCOME AND RESOLVE RECESSION.IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED THAT CERTAIN POLITICAL TARGETS / ACHIEVEMENTS (FOR ENTIRE BENEFIT OF INDIVIDAULS ) REFRAINS THEM TO RESOLVE GENUINE CRITICAL ISSUES.THEY HAVE CERTAIN HIDDEN ULTERIOR MOTIVES TO BE FULL-FILLED BY CREATING RECESSION. WHEN RECESSION IS THERE , DEPRESSION IN GENERAL PUBLIC ATTACKS IN FULL FORCE. PUBLIC RUNS FOR THEIR SURVIVALS, POVERTY TRAVELLS LIKE SPACE SHUTTLE, CRIME RATE GRAPHS GO VERY HIGH,AND PUBLIC FORGETS , IGNORES THE GOVERNMENT ACTIVITIES ( MEANS POLITICIANS SUCCESSFULLY ACHIEVES THEIR TARGETS AS PEOPLE FORGETS PROTESTS OR CRITICISM ) CONSEQUENCES ? ALL SOCIAL SETUP RUINS WITH NO MORAL VALUES AND STATE IS BEING RULED UNDER “JUNGLE LAW” .CONSISTANT RECESSION MAKES RICH RICHER AND RICHEST , WHEREAS POOR TRAVELLS BELOW POVERTY LINE .MY HANDS SHIVERS OFF TO WRITE THE CONSEQUENCES , WHICH ARE WITNESSED BY HISTORY ! ! WHEN AGGRIEVED BECOMES WILD ANIMALS JUNGLE LAW IS ENFORCED BY HUNGRY PEOPLE . MAY ALLAH SAVE ALL FROM THIS SITUATION.

ECONOMISTS RECOMMENDS AS UNDER

GOVERNMENT MUST REVIEW BUSIESS POLICIES TO INFUSE NECESSARY FOREIGN CURRENCIES (FOREIGN EXCHANGE) IT IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF GOVERNMENT IMPLICATES IT UNDER LIBERAL , NEUTRAL INTENTIONS , SETTING ASIDE THE VOTE BANK , POLITICAL INCENTIVES , NEPOTISM ETC.EXPORT ENCOURAGEMENT IS BEST IMMEDIATE SOLUTION.

BY PROVISING ACCESSIBLE CREDIT FOR BUSSINESS, BY PROVIDING DIFFERENT TRAININGS TO YOUNGSTERS / UNEMPLOYEED OR DESERVING PEOPLE.BUSINESS MUST BE ENCOURAGED TO COMPENSATE FOR EMPLOYMENT.MORE BUSINESS, MEANS MORE JOBS FOR PEOPLE OR ATLEAST SOURCE OF INCOME OF ONE FAMILY.

BY INVOLVING TAX COLLECTION (REASONABLE TAX & ABSOLUTELY NOT HIDDEN OR CAMOFLAUDGED).TAXES MUST BE TRANSPARENT GENUINE AND BASED UPON JUSTIFICATION ,SINCERITY TO PUBLIC,WITH NO MALAFIDE INTENTIONS.TAXES CAN FINANCE GOVERNMENT EXPENDITURE SUCH AS PROVISION OF CREDIT TO BUSINESS OR BUDGET FOR SOCIAL WELFARE.

RESERVE AND ALOCATE HUGE AMOUNT FOR SOCIAL WELFARE.THIS WILL QUELL PANIC AND RIOTS WHILE RESTORING CONFIDENCE IN PUBLIC.POSITIVE OUTLOOK WILL BE DEVELOPED IN THESE PROCESS.THIS WILL ALSO ENABLE PEOPLE TO GET BACK ON THEIR FACTS-TEACH PEOPLE TO CATCH FISH INSTEAD OF SUPPLY.

IMMEDIATELY CONTROL UNWANTED EXPANSES.A SLASH IS A MUST ON “SHOW OFF” LAVISHNESS.

IMPROVE TOURISM , MORE TOURISTS STANDS GAURANTEE FOR MORE FOREIGN EXCHANGE , AND INJECTION TO TREAT RECESSION.

MAINTAIN LAW AND ORDER , SECURITY , AND PEACE.A COUNTRY FLOURISHES IF JUSTICE AND PEACE IS GAURANTEED.THESE COUNTRIES GETS ATTENTION OF FOREIGN INVESTORS .TOO MANY EXAMPLES ARE LYINFG IN FRONT OF US.GOVERNMENT MUST PASS A RESOLUTION THAT “NONE SHOULD MAINTAIN ACCOUNT OUT SIDE COUNTRY”.INCASE OF VIOLATION HIS CITIZENSHIP SHOULD BE CANCELLED AS IT AMOUNTS TO ACRIME OF HIGH TREASON.

REDUCE & REUSE: IF YOU CAN GET BY WITHOUT SOMETHING, OR YOU CAN REPURPOSE SOMETHING YOU’VE ALREADY GOT, THEN YOU DON’T NEED TO BUY IT.STAY WHAT YOU HAVE (IN SOURCE) CONTENMENT IS MUST FOR GOVERNMENT.GOVERNMENT MUST IMMEDIATELY REDUCE ITS EXPANSES UPON MOVEMENTS (PM / CM ) ,THEIR SECURITY,LAVISH HOUSES ,EXPANSIVE CARS AND PROTOCOLS ALONGWITH THE EXPANSES OF CABINET , GREAT CHECK UPON BEAUROCRACY/ ESTABLISHMENT.

IMMEDIATLEY RECOVER DEBITS GIVEN TO INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITIES.

PRODUCE: ANYTHING YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF, YOU DON’T NEED TO BUY.IF YOU CAN MAKE THINGS THAT ARE USEFUL OR BEAUTIFUL, YOU CAN GIVE THEM AWAY OR USE THEM .WE MUST FOCUS TO ENHANCE LOCAL PRODUCTION. CHINA , TAIWAN , KOREA , JAPAN , MALAYSIA SETS EXAMPLES OF US.

IT’S WORTH MENTIONING THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN THESE STRATEGIES AND THOSE FOR GREENER LIVING: REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE. PRODUCING LOCALLY CAN BE EITHER LOW-IMPACT OR NOT, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU DO, BUT AT LEAST IT’S UP TO YOU AND NOT UP TO SOME CORPORATION WHO’S IMPACT ON THE ENVIRONMENT IS A DARK SECRET.

SMALL SCALE INDUSTRIES CAN ALSO PLAY A POSITIVE ROLE.

SAY NO TO DEBTS – THERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT ABSOLUTELY TRAP YOU IN THE MONEY ECONOMY; THINGS LIKE DEBT, TAXES, AND UTILITIES. THEY MAKE COMPLETELY OPTING OUT IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THEY CAN BE MANAGED.DEBTS LEADS TO HUMILIATION , LOSS OF RESPECT , AND IN SOME CASES MAKES COUNTRIES SLAVES.HOW WE PERCIEVE AND TREAT BEGGARS , SAME WAY OTHER COUNTRIES WILL TREAT.IT IS AN ABUSE TO SOVEREIGNTY.

DEBT IS THE KILLER THAT FORCES YOU INTO THE MONEY ECONOMY. YOU REALLY CAN’T OPT OUT WHILE YOU’RE IN DEBT, WHICH IS JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY DEBT SHOULD BE AVOIDED.AVOID DEBT TILL LAST END UNLESS SUFFOCATED.DEBIT IS THE GUEST IF COMES ONCE , WILL NEVER GO BACK.RESPECTED NATION MAKES THEIR OWN COURSES TO OVERCOME RECESSIONS WHILE AVOIDING DEBITS BECAUSE THE DEBITOR HAVE TO DANCE VERY MUCH IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE TUNE PLAYED BY CREDITOR.

( I AM NEITHER ECONOMIST NOR ECONOMIC EXPERT , IT IS MY GENERAL AND VERY PERSONAL PERCEPTION. ANY SENTENCE , IF FOUND CONTRARY TO FACT , BE CONDONED PLEASE)

Can we keep everyone happy by our acts and action or attitude in this society ? I studied many articles, titled as How to win friends” or” How to be popular”, but miserably failed to get  the required acclaimed results. In practical life, i found this version absurd and non practical-may I be wrong, because every person concludes at his own accord,  own opinion and perception, very similar, if a car hits a person on road, some will say that driver was responsible for this accident and some will pass remarks that injured was responsible for this mishap as he not checked road before crossing, means all people present at scene will not agree on one point.

I would like to elobrate it in other way “Once  father and his teen age son were traveling to a far off place. Only conveyance with them was a donkey. Teen age son was riding on donkey and father was walking along. From opposite side a group of people appeared. They observed situation and passed remarks”see this shameless boy , he is riding and old father is walking along! What a misery? The boy felt ashamed, forced his father to ride, and start walking along on foot. Some distance passed, another group appeared, noticed situation and said to father, “you old man-how shameless you are! You are enjoying riding and your teen age son is walking along with? Do you have any mercy ?” Now father felt ashamed-both resolved this issue by means that both  (father and son) rided on donkey.

After sometime another group appeared. They observed and commented “How cruel is this world! Both are doing dire cruelty to donkey burdening him so much, they have no mercy upon this innocent poor creature! Now father and son sat together to get solution to avoid further remarks. The solution they got was —- managed a bamboo, tied two front legs of donkey at one end of bamboo, and similarly rear two legs with other end—-both ends of bamboo were lifted by father and son, hanging donkey in-between back towards ground!!

Although it is a story, but what is morale? If you are an employee and working hard, your colleagues will pass remarks “very soon he will get promotion! “if you are very obedient to your boss, you will soon hear” he is boss chumcha… If you are not working, then you are lazy and shirker… if you talk extra sweetly to wife, she will doubt  that you are going on some date! If you talk sweetly will  and obediently to your boss, he will think either you want leave or promotion! If you are very polite with your colleagues (ladies) you will be charged as “attempt to trap lady” if you are arrogant, you   are under some complex .!!  Where one should stay??

So dear , never think you will be able to please everyone in your life time – - it is advised to all “do in Rome what the Romans do” do that  what you think fit —- do that which your superiors likes —always respect those (hypocritically) who can benefit / harm you —– bow head in front of “power”. let other say what they want —always look for your benefits ——–  never be loyal to company or organization where you are working , but be too loyal to your immediate boss how stupid he may be ——- loyalty with company will lead you to termination , but loyalty with boss will save you from all clamaties..Never follow your conscious, always follow your boss —- keep your boss happy and let other commentators go to hell. Allah bless you – NOW YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL PERSON , SAY ”YES SIR” ALWAYS AND SEE MIRACLES.