WHERE EAGLES DARE

New years is being celebrated since centuries. It carries a long history, say from BABLOON (4000 years before). Roman started celebrations, making their plans for the new years achievements (very similar to government five year plans). Celebration is according to status – Those blessed with money , accounts in foreign banks , welcomes new year in their farm houses or ban glows / palaces with complete arrangements of “Selected dishes and drinks with special dances” completely under police protocol and security.

I would like to wish Happy New year to those who’s “only earning member died in bomb blasts, leaving their dependants helpless , disabled.

I would like to wish HAPPY NEW YEAR to those who died standing in queues, to get cheap ATTA and sugar, to save some rupees.

I would like to wish happy New Year to the souls of those who committed suicide in a desperate, miserable condition in 2009 or intending in 2010.

I wish to say HAPPY NEW YEAR, to those who enjoyed 2009 in darkness due to constant power failure, running to get commodities for kitchens.

 Let me say HAPPY NEW YEAR to those, whom houses collapsed in that war, which they do not know “fighting for whom”?

It will unjustify not to wish HAPPY NEW YEAR to those who lost their jobs due to collapse of industries, and their kitchens closed.

Allow me to wish Happy New year to those “mothers / sisters / daughters” who could not tolerate their family starvation, and came on roads to sell body, to buy some food for their families, children, and people know them as “call girls or prostitutes”. Shari at law applies upon them in full force. (Increased numbers of guest houses are concrete witness)

We are a nuclear power by grace of ALLAH, but miserably failed to provide “Power” to our country.

Happy new year to all citizens ( upon government gift to public)HIKE IN ELECTRICITY TARRIF , HIKE IN GAS PRICE , HIKE IN CNG PRICE , HIKE IN FLOUR BAG PRICE , HIKE IN SUGAR PRICE , HIKE IN DIFFERENT TAXES , (strangely not on oxygen) .

 Many Happy New year wishes to those , robbed at gun points , shoot dead incase of resistance , becomes victims of street crimes or mobile snatching ,abducted for ransom , girls “vunny”, open main holes helps to reduces weight of earth , broken roads  invitese travelers to check their fate , play grounds are occupied by a blessed specific mophia .

I wish Happy New year to those, drinking milk made by mixture of washing powder and other chemicals, digest chilies, mixed with crushed bricks powder, ensuring the best health.

SAY Happy New year to builders who use sub standard material in constructions.

Let us wish those who supply fake life saving medicines, those who makes fake property documents to get illegal possession by force .Happy new years to those who became multi milliners last year .Happy new year to those who are fully aware loan technology .

 I would like to wish Happy new years to Citizens , if they know worth of green passport , dogs smells and justifies entry in European countries ,more congratulations as certain countries will search our body by bringing us in our “birth dress”! ! our degrees are non reliable ,even then we are front line alliance ! !

Happy New year to those sitting in bullet proof vehicles, to those who owns flats and palaces in Dubai , Uk , States , France , Spain and Saudia Those ruling Pakistan while running business in Gulf and Euro peon countries .

Happy new year to those having foreign accounts, foreign passports .

I salute the starving but brave public of Pakistan , who faces 9/11 daily , even then celebrating N E W Y E A R .! !

BE SURE —THE FATE OF LABOURER, DAILY WAGED PERSONS , FARMERS WILL REMAIN UNCHANGED AS USUAL .PUBLIC WILL NEVER HEAR ANY NEWS WHICH COULD RELIEVE POORS –NONE WILL COME TO CONSOLE WHOSE ONLY EARNING MEMBERS DIED IN BLASTS – THE GIRLS WILL REMAIN UN-MARRIED DUE TO POVERTY – YOU WILL NEVER FEEL SAFE EVEN IN YOUR HOUSEY – PRICES OF COMMODITIES WILL REMAIN ON HIKE — ECONOMY WILL TRAVELL FROM BAD TO WORST — DACOITIES WILL INCREASE , CRIME RATE WILL GO HIGHER DUE TO UNEMPLOYMENT AND NO JOB . ONLY THE DOOR AVAILABLE IS EITHER CONTENTMENT OR SUICIDE – A MOCK , IF YOU STEAL A BREAD , SURELY YOU WILL BE JAILED–BECAUSE YOU HAVE POOR BACK GROUND ..

WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN THERE WILL BE A EAR TEARING BLAST – DEAD WILL COME OUT OF GRAVES ASKING WHO AWAKEND THEM ! ! ALL BE IN FRONT OF ALLAH SUBHAN TAULLA – WHERE ABSOLUTE JUSTICE GAURANTEED.NO INVESTIGATION , NO COMMITTEE , NO COMMISSION . BUT ONLY OUR ACTS AND ACTIONS WILL BE ACCOUNTABLE. WAIT FOR “YOUOOM – AY – HISAAB —– INSHALLH.

WE ARE LIVING IN THAT PAKISTAN WHICH QUAID E AZAM MADE ?

 WHY THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES IN 1947 ?

IS IT REALLY “ISLAMIC DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISATAN “ ?

WHETHER HERE IS ANY CONCEPT OF DEMOCRACY IN QURAN ?

WHY ALL WISH AND FIGHT TO SERVE FOR COUNTRY? DO ABDUL SATTAR EDHY HAVE SOME ASSEMBLY SEAT? (HE IS ALSO SERVING COUNTRY)

HOW A PERSON BECOMES RICHEST AS SOON SITS IN ASSEMBLY?

 WHERE AND WHEN THE GREED OF MONEY ENDS?

DO GRAVE  TREAT “ELITE CLASS” BODY WITH SOME  PROTOCOL?

IF FATHER IS POLITICIAN, WHY WANT TO SEE SON AS POLTICIAN ?

WHY LEADERS ANNOUNCES THEIR JAIL TANEOUR AS CRITERIA?

WHY LEADERS PREFFER TO GO JAIL INSTEAD OF AVOIDING IT ? WHAT ARE THE INCENTIVES IN JAIL FOR A GENTLE MAN ?

WHY CORRUPTION IS NOT STOPPED AS SOON IT IS PRACTISED?

 WHY PEOPLE CELEBRATE AND WISH HAPPY NEW YEAR ? SPECIALLY IN THAT COUNTRIES WHICH ARE IN MULTIPLE CRISIS ?

An ordinary man does not know what is 17th ammnendment , what is 58/2-b , what is NFC award , What is democracy ,what are  packages or what are achievements in “War of Terror “! People  only wants to know from where  can get cheap atta , sugar and food items ? When young generation will get job for survival.People wants to know when these blasts will end ? Wants to know the cost /price to live in this country . He wants to know when he will get rid from constant price hike in daily commodities ? When general public will be treated as live human being ? ?

COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS MOST WELCOME .

A GULF AUTOMOBILE COMPANY AND AN ASIAN AUTO COMPANY DECIDED TO HAVE A COMPETITIVE BOAT RACE AT MESSILA BEACH  (SEA). BOTH TEAMS PRACTICED HARD AND LONG TO REACH THEIR PEAK PERFORMANCE. ON THE BIG DAY, THEY WERE AS READY AS THEY COULD BE. THE ASIAN TEAM WON BY A MILE.

AFTERWARDS, THE GULF TEAM BECAME DISCOURAGED BY THE LOSS AND THEIR MORALE SAGGED. CORPORATE MANAGEMENT DECIDED THAT THE REASON FOR THE CRUSHING DEFEAT HAD TO BE FOUND. A CONTINUOUS MEASURABLE IMPROVEMENT TEAM  “BAY GROUP“ WAS SET UP TO INVESTIGATE THE PROBLEM AND TO RECOMMEND APPROPRIATE CORRECTIVE ACTION. THEIR CONCLUSION: THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THE JAPANESE TEAM HAD 8 PEOPLE ROWING AND 1 PERSON STEERING, WHEREAS THE AMERICAN TEAM HAD 1 PERSON ROWING AND 8 PEOPLE STEERING.

THE GULF CORPORATE STEERING COMMITTEE IMMEDIATELY HIRED A CONSULTING FIRM ( BAY GROUP)TO DO A STUDY ON THE MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE. AFTER SOME TIME AND PAYING FEE IN THOUSANDS OF DINARS , THE CONSULTING FIRM (BAY GROUP) CONCLUDED THAT “TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE STEERING AND NOT ENOUGH ROWING.” TO PREVENT LOSING TO THE ASIANS , NEXT YEAR, THE MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE WAS CHANGED TO “4 STEERING MANAGERS, 3 AREA STEERING MANAGERS, AND 1 STAFF STEERING MANAGER” AND A NEW PERFORMANCE SYSTEM FOR THE PERSON ROWING THE BOAT TO GIVE MORE INCENTIVE TO WORK HARDER AND BECOME A SIX SIGMA PERFORMER. “WE MUST GIVE HIM EMPOWERMENT AND ENRICHMENT.” THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

NEXT YEAR , AGAIN THE ASIAN TEAM WON BY TWO MILES. THE GULF CORPORATION LAID OFF THE ROWER FOR POOR PERFORMANCE, SOLD ALL OF THE PADDLES, CANCELLED ALL CAPITAL INVESTMENTS FOR NEW EQUIPMENT, HALTED DEVELOPMENT OF A NEW CANOE, AWARDED HIGH PERFORMANCE AWARDS TO THE CONSULTING FIRM BAY GROUP , AND DISTRIBUTED THE MONEYAMONG THENSELVES , SAVED AS BONUSES TO THE TEAM. (  IT NEVER HAPPENS IN GULF. MANAGERS WILL RECONVINCE MANAGEMENT TO HIRE ANOTHER FIRM LIKE BAY GROUP, TO GET THEIR COMISSION FROM NOMINATED FIRMS , AND IT WILL GO ON TILL THE COMPANY BECOMES INSOLVENT) HAHAHAHAHAH.  NON PROFESSIONAL, FLATTERY LIKING  MANAGEMENTS WILL REPEAT THE SAME STUPIDITY WHAT THEIR “LEARNED EXECUTIVES SAYS” ! ! SUCH COMPANIES , WHICH ARE GENERALLY FOUND IN GULF , ARE ALWAYS GOLD MINE FOR SHREWED MANAGERS , FULLY EQUIPPED WITH FLATTERY WEAPONS TO KEEP HAPPY MANAGEMENT! !

TO BE A MANAGER

A INNOCENT FACE KERALITE  WALKS INTO A CAFE WITH A SHOTGUN IN ONE HAND AND A BUCKET OF BUFFALO MANURE IN THE OTHER. HE SAYS TO THE WAITER, “ME WANT COFFEE”.

THE WAITER SAYS, “SURE CHIEF, COMING RIGHT UP”. HE GETS THE KERALITE A TALL MUG OF COFFEE, AND THE KERALITE DRINKS IT DOWN IN ONE GULP, PICKS UP THE BUCKET OF MANURE, THROWS IT INTO THE AIR, BLASTS IT WITH THE SHOTGUN, THEN JUST WALKS OUT.

THE NEXT MORNING THE SAME KERALITE  RETURNS. HE HAS HIS SHOTGUN IN ONE HAND AND A BUCKET OF BUFFALO MANURE IN THE OTHER. HE WALKS UP TO THE COUNTER AND SAYS TO THE WAITER, “ME WANT COFFEE”. THE WAITER SAYS “WHOA, TONTO. WE’RE STILL CLEANING UP YOUR MESS FROM THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, ANYWAY?”

THE KERALITE SMILES , LOOKS AT FACE OF WAITER WITH HIS GLIITERING EYES AND PROUDLY SAYS,

“ME IN TRAINING FOR UPPER MANAGEMENT LEVEL, (GENERAL MANAGER TRAINING)  , DRINK COFFEE, SHOOT THE SHIT, AND DISAPPEAR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.” AND POOR WAITERS ( SUBORDINATES) STARTED WASHING THE SCATTERED SHIT.

IF YOU WANT PROMOTION , WITH A WISH TO BECOME A MANGER , ACT UPON WHAT IS ADVISED .I ASSURE YOU A BRILLIANT SUCCESS AS MANAGER.