Presently TV is only the available entertainment . Did ever notice that when ever on TV in morning or evening, a mishap is a must? Very often we come across news reports that such and such incident ,policy or treaty is a step to weakening country ! Public life is already in hell so let it be more in hell. The countries are not designed or achieved to be wrecked or sink,but weak and selfish leaders beomes a tool to drwon or wreck a country.Country is property of a nation ensuring citizens safety and prosperity with all human rights and liberty. Sincere, dedicated leadership guarantees citizen a prosper future, a peaceful atmosphere inside country with a strong defense line, while keeping strict vigilance on borders. A sincere Government do care for citizens in shape of health care , employment with other fringe benefits so as to save every citizen from starvation and calamities.

THEN WHY SOMETIMES COUNTRIES FACE BLOODY REVOLUTIONS / UNSTABILTY AND INNER DISTURBANCE?

Generally it is because of weak, selfish, self concentrated, corrupt, incompetent and duffer leadership who makes failed policies because of “inherited leadership” ( son after death of father or any other family member)! !All family members are being trained in making false emotional speeches favoring poor. Major and prime factor is bad massive loans, wrong treaties, begging always for help from other countries entirely for their own luxuries and involving in unwanted expansive activities like fruitless foreign tours , stay in most expansive hotels , other illicit activities (Rangeen nights), greed of more more and more money. When every member is in a race to increase its “foreign bank balance” and properties –Running to get another gold mine in presence of one. Parliament, stake holders, politicians, beurocracy, and all that machinery which is supposed to decides the future and fate of country is solely responsible for downfall or weakening a country. When leaders clamp ears to hear or understand internal and external matters including public feelings or problems, which positively indicate ways to Government to avoid a collapse. A sincere, well educated, professional (with vision) cabinet stand guarantee for a stable nation / country. If a country appoints nathu “Phujja” “Jeeja” Bahsera” as ministers, what results they will produce? Minister or fake degree holders, who played a foul role ab initio (with no punishment or penalty) what a nation can expect from such cheaters / liars? Such people enter in politics not for welfare of the country but with a business point of view. Undoubtedly politics in Pakistan produces more profit than any “drug” in whole world. Examples are in front of everyone –Just think, under such circumstances how the hell that country can progress or stable? !This is luck of Pakistanis that those people who can not even read two lines in English are our senior Ministers ! !Suppose to sign treaties , pacts with other countries drafted in English ! !

SYMTOMS OF A SILENT REVOLUTION :-

•When the law is different for elite class and poor.
•When politicians struggling to make mountains of money?
•When bribery is legalized -No work can be done without bribery
•When Law enforcing agencies shelters corrupts for money?
•When rulers enjoy luxuries and public is starved.
•When Gambling, prostitution and other illicit activities become routine matter.
•When no control upon consumer goods prices, daily hike?
•When suicide rates increases abruptly due to poverty.
•When merit is ignored .Elite class becomes “BURAHMANS” and other ACHOOT OR SHOODER”.
•When politicians (involved in criminal cases) run to get them clear from courts of law.
•When leaders. Especially religious leaders proves liar by furnishing fake degree supported by AFFIDAVITS, Large “sunnah” on their faces.
•When “fair or foul” concept becomes meaningless and amount of money stands as top priority.
•When leaders involves in hoarding of commodities and makes public life hell
•When LIARS and hypocrites sits on top positions and TRUTHFULL face starveness.
•When public feels unsafe in their houses and armed robberies becomes a usual.
•When leaders are busy increasing their mills / industries / palaces / corporations – Forgetting that grave is very uncomfortable , pitch dark , and their dead body inside will be at the mercy of crawling poisonous insects (May be snakes).They will be answerable for all they made in this world for their comforts and luxury.
WHEN CIRCUMSTACES REACHES AT THIS END –THEN LAW OF NATURE COMES IN FORCE AND:-

The country start facing natural calamities like earthquake , floods , unwanted internal problems , air or train accidents , water shortage , pollution , no rain or over rain , all over unknown fear and depression in public. Bomb blasts and suicide attacks are also part or law of nature. Let us see where nature stops? Leaders are surrounded and protected by a huge number of security, even no bird can pass that road! ! where public should go ? ?
Please think — If these people suciding due to poverty or hunger , wear Jackets — WHAT WILL HAPPEN?? If these starved people turned into a frusturated mob and attcked on elite class or rulers — WHICH SECURITY WILL SAVE THEM ? Many examples are there — IF OUR LEADERS STUDY TO GET A LESSON ? ? ALLAG SAVE AND BLESS PAKISTAN –AMEEEEEN — SOUM A AMEEEEEN

President John Adams is quoted as saying, “There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.” Sheldon Emry, expanding on this concept two centuries later, observed that conquest by the sword has the disadvantage that the conquered are likely to rebel. Continual force is required to keep them at bay. Conquest by debt can occur so silently and insidiously that the conquered don’t even realize they have new masters. On the surface, nothing has changed. The country is merely under new management. “Tribute” is collected in the form of debts and taxes, which the people believe they are paying for their own good. “Their captors,” wrote Emry, “become their ‘benefactors’ and ‘protectors.’. . . Without realizing it, they are conquered, and the instruments of their own society are used to transfer their wealth to their captors and make the conquest complete.”The puppet leaders will always be consoling public by expalining lame , vague,false benefits to country.

At first instance ,“Super power” would identify a country that possessed resources along with geographical importance, as well as strategic chunks of real estate. Suddenly that country will start facing problems (Riots ,blasts ,anti government processions , target killing , terrorist activities vice versa) That Super power will convince their puppet leaders (under threat or huge bribe with soul capturing incentives) .After a disaster or mis-hap ,they will convince to take massive loans from the World Bank , IMF or its sister organizations – That loan money would never be dispensed directly to the targeted country – It would instead pay “Super Power “ corporations to build infrastructure projects, such as power plants, Army support , harbors and industrial parks under pretext of and delivering conference speeches in front of electronic media saying :-

“These will benefit you, or this is done entirely in benefit and prosperity of public” we assured your leaders,” and officials”—Where our leaders can be seen shaking head in “yes” mode very similar to puppet , helpless and enriched flattering smile .They will never tell the real fact that ¾ of this loan has already been received by the sanctioning authorities ! ! ?

Naturally those countries shall never be able to repay the loans due to royal standard , lavish moghul life styles of politicians and others ; consequently, the oppressive returned with a new proposition as suggestion saying — “We can fix everything ,we can settle every thing, we will help you in rebuilding infrastructure , We will grant you aid / and more loan and expertise to build “such” and “such” projects — All you have to do is very simple …Provide us militry bases with some private airports / naval base , along with certain other natural resources control — Ensure facilities to our corporations ….Drop the environmental and labor laws — Agree never to impose tariffs upon our goods –Accept the trade barriers we want to erect around your markets and products — Privatize your utilities, schools,steel mills ,ordinance factories , air traffic , railways and shipping industry with other public institutions..,” and on and on.

Is all this happening in Pakistan or I am loosing my senses ? Who are those demanding PRIVATIZTION RAILWAY , P.I.A , STEEL MILLS ? WHY THESE GOLD OOZING INSTITUTIONS ARE IN HUGE LOSS ? WHY RAILWAY CANCELLED MANY TRAIN SERVICES ? WHY A SUDDEN SHORTFALL IN ELECTRICITY ? WHY SUDDEN SHORTAGE IN GAS ? WHY SUDDEN INCREASE IN TARGET KILLING ? ? IN WHOM INTREST ??
AWAITING YOUR COMMENTS !

Another example — One beggar comes at  door and rings bell for help  – You or your any family member open the door , some money in hand to give that beggar– Suddenly that beggar brings out a Pistol , aims  at head and enters inside room , and loots your house on GUN point!!

Another example – You are traveling in a car / Bike – you stop at a signal or stop for any  other reason – suddenly you see a GUN barrel inside car window aiming at you — The person on window asks for your wallet / Purse and Mobile, jewelry (in case some ladies are with you)  Surely you will give all –And in few seconds you are penniless!! He can also take your car if location allows him to do so!! 

If you examine situations, the “GUN” is main tool which puts “Gunman” in a superior position, he can harm, he can kill incase of resistance?  If he had NO GUN, can he snatch there is no question of robbery. Now reverse this position. Suppose if you have GUN and can immediately react then??

Let us go to Frontier (Peshawar, Murdan, Kohat, or tribal areas ) –Did you ever hear that dacoities / robberies rate is same as in Punjab ? ? Never – because robbers know that every house , every individual have GUN, So none dares to threat other relying on GUN .He knows that he have GUN too”–

(Zingy sub ko piyary hy , so takes risk to do any act on gun point) 

Even in Punjab, no dacoit will ever dare to enter into house where he knows that there is some “GUN”!! 

If Government SINCERELY wants to stop armed robberies , kidnapping for ransom, it should allow all citizens to keep GUNS in houses and cars. All the evil practice is by unlicensed guns ? Then why the restrictions of license for those who want to keep FOR SELF DEFENSE  ONLY ?  

Certainly Government should never allow to carry guns at public places or , while walking on roads — But there should be no restriction keeping in house or while traveling far in a car ? lICENSE RESTRICTION SHOULD BE LIFTED !

THIS PRACTICE SHALL REASONABLY REDUCE STREET CRIME, INHOUSE ROBBERIES, CAR SNATCHING ETC , while giving a sense of security to individuals  .. Please do comment  , agreed or otherwise ? ?

 “You know sometimes Police is too busy to respond on time – It is known to all that My Police department is always at high alert to maintain law and order, while bringing culprits to justice- The cause of visit of this person is: – Related Police officer is on rest after performing 48 hours duty. Naturally he could not attend complaint. You know we have made Pakistan a crime free state due to Police prompt actions , It is also known by all that Police is a “sign of terror” now for criminals as our department strictly rejects and Condemns “influence” “pressure” or “bribe”. That’s why every citizen trusts us. We have maintained law and order up to extent that even ladies feels “fear free” if roaming even mid-night , wearing kilos of gold anywhere in the country. No criminal can dare even to look at them “!!Because they are fearing from rule of law ! !

 I deeply convinced with comments advanced by IG —- So walked ahead – Another amazing incident — when saw “DCO” traveling on a “TONGA” (horse driven cart type).Surely he was in search of people who failed to get justice or in trouble .I found him keenly looking at people, very similar as “Molla Jutt” searching for “Noori Nutt”.Surely “DCO” will not get any “aggrieved” or poor or hungry person because all MNA , MPA , secretaries , SHO , Provincial and federal Ministers are taking all cares of their area people —- What a fun that DCO is looking for some deserving people ! ! ? ?

Meanwhile I reached near a famous Hospital. How pleasant it was to see that doctors himself was pushing a stretcher of an “emergency” with all the free treatment / medicine. I felt proud to be a Pakistani.

I found myself near a “distribution centre of “Zakat fund”. Strangely no person was there to get Zakaat in spite of too many display banners and announcement on loud speakers. My heart jumped with joy when saw none wishing to receive zakat.

 Now I was passing through a thick populated area.—I was about to faint when saw Some Ministers knocking doors asking if any family member wants employment or need any financial or moral help ? Or do they have any complaint against any Government / semi government department ?

I decided to stroll at Mall; another amazing Scene! When found Mr. President walking on foot path all alone enjoying with “Candy ice cream”. As I reached near, Mr. President warmly embraced. Upon my question he explained the cause of presence politely –“I had a meeting with elder brother Nawaz Sharif in Lawrence garden. We chatted and discussed many issues in Lawrence Garden, sitting under shadow of tree .We finally decided to bring all our assets and money to Pakistan. It is fit time —- Peace and justice all over — economy booming —Naturally it is an ideal time for investments —We have further decided that our children will study in local universities ,instead of foreign — This our soil , we have to live and die in this country, so why keep our children /assets and accounts in foreign countries?? In the same meeting we called upon Rana Sana Ullah & Governor Suleman Taseer advising to live like brothers forgetting all tussels !! We have also requested religious political leaders to pray for us- We are now forming a new “Pray Ministry” which will assure “prays” for the country round the clock” .

I could not stop myself to ask about President Security Staff—Mr. President laughed and said “why we should keep security ? We represent public, Public elected us, Public loves us. Then why this security?? Public is our security “!!

While we were talking, seen another fantastic scene — Many leading “Taliban” and “Al-Qaeda Leaders” along with American ambassador are coming from opposite direction laughing, enjoying weather, “Lolly Pops” in hands!! As soon they saw President, passed smiles with Hello Hye! When president asked where they were going they replied “we are all going to visit zoo .Main motive of this visit is to observe, when lion or tiger are captured and detained in cages, how they react and pass their helpless life”? ?

I really appreciated the “Love & sincerity” at all political levels —People live in Great countries in the same ways. No surprise as Pakistan is now symbol for love , a paradise for investors – attractive for expatriates.That;s why Great President of Great country is enjoying “candy” on Mall ,No load shedding all over ( Mr. President also informed that as soon he removed Raja Pervaiz Akhtar , all lights became “ON” all over Pakistan)

I could see with naked eyes that public enjoying life in full bloom – There were no “QUES” for ATTA , SUGAR , OR BILL DEPOSITS.I saw some small lines but these were cinema houses or McDonald – I was too happy thinking that there is no hunger in Pakistan –No Military operation , No terrorism , No Bomb blasts , No street crime , No traffic jam , no corruption – No bribe anywhere , No blackmailing , No rape , Pure water , No contaminated milk , medicine or food – Free education , No unemployment , Rivers full of water , Many dams (including kala bagh dam) under construction – While telling this entire entire President gave me a hard Push by elbow to get my attention :-

A N D ————————- I woke up. I sizzled to come into real life – I wanted to be in same fascination more – A prosper Pakistan , A real Islamic democratic Pakistan as a welfare state – The Pakistan — Ruled by Law and justice – The Pakistan where an ordinary man could join assemblies – The Pakistan which fate is not to be ruled only by selected families of feudal lords , Sardars , Nawab Zadas ,Peers ,So called Religious Leaders , Industrialist , Land Mafia Leaders and chaudries – A Pakistan where law should be equal for rich and Poor’s – A Pakistan where poor must have the same rights as rich. A Pakistan which treat Pakistanis equally.A Pakistan where farmer /labourer or cart driver son could become Prime Minister  , Chief Minister or President (Who have faced / undergone poverty and know the meanings of  poverty) ! ! !

Read it carefully so as to know the mental approach and caliber of Media , said to be free and smart in coverage and “EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS” :-

Sania Mirza “Remained Serious” as soon entered in lounge.

Sania Mirza asked water three times in 45 minutes while in plane.

Sania Mirza shouted at air hostess ?

Sania Mirza not passed any smile upon arrival !

Sania Mirza burst into tears when her mother fell in mob.

Sania Mirza jogging with shoaib.Her shoes were unpolished.

SANIA Mirza felt some “gas” after lunch .She took 2 sips of lemon juice.

Sania Mirza is my Bhabi (Brother Wife) “Firdous Ashiq Awan”

Sania Mirza is wearing sea green“Ghurrara” matching with Shoaib tie.

Sania Mirza went back to her room without dinner

Sania Mirza / Shoib refused to attend PM dinner.

Sania Mirza refused to accept title of “Bahu of Pakistan”.

Sania Mirza!! Sania Mirza!! Sania Mirza!! We are ellergic now !

Media have nothing to do with any other incident? What is respect and dignity of this Media ?Why tolerated repeated insults and shouts by Shoib & family even then Offered Millions of rupees for coverage!! What to cover? Only a thrill ? A masla ? A cheap efficency?Or something else ? Is it a freedom or abuse to freedom ? If it is fair practice then what is foul practice ? They had no chance or oppertunity otherwise they would have sneaked and entered into bed room for further coverage ….What fantasy she had ?? Believe me, if some “Fakeera” or “Sheeda” manage to marry her, the results must be same.

I feel shame thinking upon reaction of Indians about us , our image!! Does it suit media ?Does it suit the public ?What image we are reflecting to word ?Did this crowd ever welcome “HAJJIS” in same way? What is difference in between a “Professional” and “Lutcher roudy ”practice?? I am ashamed upon protocols and security provided which played a vital role highlighting this marriage ! I am ashamed upon behavior of PIA and other officials who forcibly tried to shake hand with Sania just as getting certification , a permit for junnat!! I am ashamed upon those waiting at airport to have a glimpse! Why ? What this Practice shows? We are crazy for Indian girls? They are from some other planet? Why we are anxious and craze for India ?

It means , If some “Show biz “girls from India land in Lahore , all Lahore will be jam pack? Are we mentally sick or psycho patient? We are “depressed nation” OR CRAZY? Just think:-

How many people deputed and paid for this “Auspicious” marriage including security , vehicles , protocol ?

What was specialty (except Indian Tennis star @ rank of 93)?

I will request all citizens: – Please calculate all expanses (right from arrival of this couple till departure) and decide that –

Expanses incurred were sufficient to marry at least three hundred (300) helpless girls? OR

Sufficient to install five tube wells in remote area for public water to drink ? Or any other facilities in interest of public??(Many genuine options are their to utilize this amount for public welfare .Can not discuss in detail due to space shortage)

I AFRAID THAT GOVERNMENT MAY ANNOUNCE AN OFFICIAL“PUBLIC HOLIDAY” (DATE OF VALIMA) ! KEEPING INIEW THE HOLINESS , AUSPICIOUSNESS AND GLOBALY DISTINGUISHED PRIDE EVENT FOR PAKISTAN CONFFERED AND ACHIEVED BY MEANS OF THIS MARRIAGE AS WE ARE SMART ENOUGH IN WASTING TIME &PUBLIC MONEY IN NON-PRODUCTIVE EVENTS!
PUBLIC SHOULD WEEP OR LAUGH , A PERSON , INVOLVED IN MATCH FIXING SCANDLE , UNDERGOING A BAN AND FINE (CORRUPTION) , DECLARED A “STATE GUEST” BY GOVERNMENT ! ! IT MEANS, SCALE OF COURRUPTION DECIDES AND SETS STATUS GIVING MESSAGE — MORE CORRUPTION , MORE PROTOCOL ? ? ! ! UFFFFFF

MAY THIS PROTOCOL AND “MUGHLIA RECEPTION” WAS A PART OF “AMUN KEY ASHA” WHICH ALWAYS PROVED AND APPEARED AS “DUSHMANI KE ASHA”! ! ? NOW WAIT FOR “TWO MORE MARRIAGES” – MEDIA AND GOVERNMENT SHOULD START PLANING WHILE COMPLETING HOME WORK RIGHT FROM TODAY! !

One day, while shaving king , he said “Your Excellency, we are together since years. My life is like open book in front of you .Why you do not select me in cabinet as “Masheer or Minister , so that I may enjoy and experience “Power ”? ( in reward of my services)

King smiled and said, “Dear, I have no objection .I can appoint you as Minister, but for same you have to undergo a test to prove your administrative worth! The Barber jumped with joy and agreed. King said “I heard that some ship is harboring at coast. I want to know whether it is true ? You please go and get all details ”.

Barber left palace and rushed to coastal area. He saw a ship anchored and ran back to palace happily.

He informed king “Your Excellency, you are right. I confirm that a ship is anchoring.” —

“What is nature of ship, is it a cargo ship or passenger”? Asked king

The barber showed ignorance and again ran to coast. Collected information and informed king that this is a passenger cum cargo ship.

Third time King asked, “From which country it came and what types of goods it is unloading?”—-The barber embarrassed and showed ignorance —- again ran to seashore, collected details and informed king “This ship is coming from Iraq, it is unloading cloth and carpet items”.
Oh, I see, “how many days it will stay here and who is owner of ship”?

Again Barber ran to ship place, gathered information and came back
“The owner name is Husham , and it will stay for three days”

Again, king asked “under which country flag this ship entered in our country”?

The barber was about to die due to exhaustion (process of running in-between harbor and palace and unable to walk more).
In the meanwhile Minister stepped inside .King asked Minister “I heard some ship is anchoring in our in our country, do you know some details?”

The Minister replied, “Yes Your Excellency, This ship is cargo cum passenger sailing under name and title “Jhangir” and captain /owner is Husham .Origin is Egypt. Right now, it is coming from Saudi-Arabia .It will stay three days in our country and will sail for Iran. It will stay in Iran for seven days and then shall go back to Egypt. This ship is unloading carpets and cloth while buying oil and dates from our country. It is her seventh visit in a year .I would like to request to increase some harbor tax, as sea traffic is increasing day by day. It will be beneficial and in interest of country, to spend more for public !!”

That Barber heard all .. Took his Razor and start sharpening it saying “ i DO ADMIT , Barber will remain Barber and can not act as Minister.

If a Barber become Minister What type of policies he will introduce ? With what results ? ? ? ? ? ? (Please comment)

Morale of story: -Sincerity with determination and professionalism performance produces positive results ? ?

(Thanks to Mohtrum Javed Chaudry of “express” channel for verses)

I would like to wish Happy New year to those who’s “only earning member died in bomb blasts, leaving their dependants helpless , disabled.

I would like to wish HAPPY NEW YEAR to those who died standing in queues, to get cheap ATTA and sugar, to save some rupees.

I would like to wish happy New Year to the souls of those who committed suicide in a desperate, miserable condition in 2009 or intending in 2010.

I wish to say HAPPY NEW YEAR, to those who enjoyed 2009 in darkness due to constant power failure, running to get commodities for kitchens.

 Let me say HAPPY NEW YEAR to those, whom houses collapsed in that war, which they do not know “fighting for whom”?

It will unjustify not to wish HAPPY NEW YEAR to those who lost their jobs due to collapse of industries, and their kitchens closed.

Allow me to wish Happy New year to those “mothers / sisters / daughters” who could not tolerate their family starvation, and came on roads to sell body, to buy some food for their families, children, and people know them as “call girls or prostitutes”. Shari at law applies upon them in full force. (Increased numbers of guest houses are concrete witness)

We are a nuclear power by grace of ALLAH, but miserably failed to provide “Power” to our country.

Happy new year to all citizens ( upon government gift to public)HIKE IN ELECTRICITY TARRIF , HIKE IN GAS PRICE , HIKE IN CNG PRICE , HIKE IN FLOUR BAG PRICE , HIKE IN SUGAR PRICE , HIKE IN DIFFERENT TAXES , (strangely not on oxygen) .

 Many Happy New year wishes to those , robbed at gun points , shoot dead incase of resistance , becomes victims of street crimes or mobile snatching ,abducted for ransom , girls “vunny”, open main holes helps to reduces weight of earth , broken roads  invitese travelers to check their fate , play grounds are occupied by a blessed specific mophia .

I wish Happy New year to those, drinking milk made by mixture of washing powder and other chemicals, digest chilies, mixed with crushed bricks powder, ensuring the best health.

SAY Happy New year to builders who use sub standard material in constructions.

Let us wish those who supply fake life saving medicines, those who makes fake property documents to get illegal possession by force .Happy new years to those who became multi milliners last year .Happy new year to those who are fully aware loan technology .

 I would like to wish Happy new years to Citizens , if they know worth of green passport , dogs smells and justifies entry in European countries ,more congratulations as certain countries will search our body by bringing us in our “birth dress”! ! our degrees are non reliable ,even then we are front line alliance ! !

Happy New year to those sitting in bullet proof vehicles, to those who owns flats and palaces in Dubai , Uk , States , France , Spain and Saudia Those ruling Pakistan while running business in Gulf and Euro peon countries .

Happy new year to those having foreign accounts, foreign passports .

I salute the starving but brave public of Pakistan , who faces 9/11 daily , even then celebrating N E W Y E A R .! !

BE SURE —THE FATE OF LABOURER, DAILY WAGED PERSONS , FARMERS WILL REMAIN UNCHANGED AS USUAL .PUBLIC WILL NEVER HEAR ANY NEWS WHICH COULD RELIEVE POORS –NONE WILL COME TO CONSOLE WHOSE ONLY EARNING MEMBERS DIED IN BLASTS – THE GIRLS WILL REMAIN UN-MARRIED DUE TO POVERTY – YOU WILL NEVER FEEL SAFE EVEN IN YOUR HOUSEY – PRICES OF COMMODITIES WILL REMAIN ON HIKE — ECONOMY WILL TRAVELL FROM BAD TO WORST — DACOITIES WILL INCREASE , CRIME RATE WILL GO HIGHER DUE TO UNEMPLOYMENT AND NO JOB . ONLY THE DOOR AVAILABLE IS EITHER CONTENTMENT OR SUICIDE – A MOCK , IF YOU STEAL A BREAD , SURELY YOU WILL BE JAILED–BECAUSE YOU HAVE POOR BACK GROUND ..

WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN THERE WILL BE A EAR TEARING BLAST – DEAD WILL COME OUT OF GRAVES ASKING WHO AWAKEND THEM ! ! ALL BE IN FRONT OF ALLAH SUBHAN TAULLA – WHERE ABSOLUTE JUSTICE GAURANTEED.NO INVESTIGATION , NO COMMITTEE , NO COMMISSION . BUT ONLY OUR ACTS AND ACTIONS WILL BE ACCOUNTABLE. WAIT FOR “YOUOOM – AY – HISAAB —– INSHALLH.

WE ARE LIVING IN THAT PAKISTAN WHICH QUAID E AZAM MADE ?

 WHY THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES IN 1947 ?

IS IT REALLY “ISLAMIC DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISATAN “ ?

WHETHER HERE IS ANY CONCEPT OF DEMOCRACY IN QURAN ?

WHY ALL WISH AND FIGHT TO SERVE FOR COUNTRY? DO ABDUL SATTAR EDHY HAVE SOME ASSEMBLY SEAT? (HE IS ALSO SERVING COUNTRY)

HOW A PERSON BECOMES RICHEST AS SOON SITS IN ASSEMBLY?

 WHERE AND WHEN THE GREED OF MONEY ENDS?

DO GRAVE  TREAT “ELITE CLASS” BODY WITH SOME  PROTOCOL?

IF FATHER IS POLITICIAN, WHY WANT TO SEE SON AS POLTICIAN ?

WHY LEADERS ANNOUNCES THEIR JAIL TANEOUR AS CRITERIA?

WHY LEADERS PREFFER TO GO JAIL INSTEAD OF AVOIDING IT ? WHAT ARE THE INCENTIVES IN JAIL FOR A GENTLE MAN ?

WHY CORRUPTION IS NOT STOPPED AS SOON IT IS PRACTISED?

 WHY PEOPLE CELEBRATE AND WISH HAPPY NEW YEAR ? SPECIALLY IN THAT COUNTRIES WHICH ARE IN MULTIPLE CRISIS ?

An ordinary man does not know what is 17th ammnendment , what is 58/2-b , what is NFC award , What is democracy ,what are  packages or what are achievements in “War of Terror “! People  only wants to know from where  can get cheap atta , sugar and food items ? When young generation will get job for survival.People wants to know when these blasts will end ? Wants to know the cost /price to live in this country . He wants to know when he will get rid from constant price hike in daily commodities ? When general public will be treated as live human being ? ?

COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS MOST WELCOME .

AFTERWARDS, THE GULF TEAM BECAME DISCOURAGED BY THE LOSS AND THEIR MORALE SAGGED. CORPORATE MANAGEMENT DECIDED THAT THE REASON FOR THE CRUSHING DEFEAT HAD TO BE FOUND. A CONTINUOUS MEASURABLE IMPROVEMENT TEAM  “BAY GROUP“ WAS SET UP TO INVESTIGATE THE PROBLEM AND TO RECOMMEND APPROPRIATE CORRECTIVE ACTION. THEIR CONCLUSION: THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THE JAPANESE TEAM HAD 8 PEOPLE ROWING AND 1 PERSON STEERING, WHEREAS THE AMERICAN TEAM HAD 1 PERSON ROWING AND 8 PEOPLE STEERING.

THE GULF CORPORATE STEERING COMMITTEE IMMEDIATELY HIRED A CONSULTING FIRM ( BAY GROUP)TO DO A STUDY ON THE MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE. AFTER SOME TIME AND PAYING FEE IN THOUSANDS OF DINARS , THE CONSULTING FIRM (BAY GROUP) CONCLUDED THAT “TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE STEERING AND NOT ENOUGH ROWING.” TO PREVENT LOSING TO THE ASIANS , NEXT YEAR, THE MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE WAS CHANGED TO “4 STEERING MANAGERS, 3 AREA STEERING MANAGERS, AND 1 STAFF STEERING MANAGER” AND A NEW PERFORMANCE SYSTEM FOR THE PERSON ROWING THE BOAT TO GIVE MORE INCENTIVE TO WORK HARDER AND BECOME A SIX SIGMA PERFORMER. “WE MUST GIVE HIM EMPOWERMENT AND ENRICHMENT.” THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

NEXT YEAR , AGAIN THE ASIAN TEAM WON BY TWO MILES. THE GULF CORPORATION LAID OFF THE ROWER FOR POOR PERFORMANCE, SOLD ALL OF THE PADDLES, CANCELLED ALL CAPITAL INVESTMENTS FOR NEW EQUIPMENT, HALTED DEVELOPMENT OF A NEW CANOE, AWARDED HIGH PERFORMANCE AWARDS TO THE CONSULTING FIRM BAY GROUP , AND DISTRIBUTED THE MONEYAMONG THENSELVES , SAVED AS BONUSES TO THE TEAM. (  IT NEVER HAPPENS IN GULF. MANAGERS WILL RECONVINCE MANAGEMENT TO HIRE ANOTHER FIRM LIKE BAY GROUP, TO GET THEIR COMISSION FROM NOMINATED FIRMS , AND IT WILL GO ON TILL THE COMPANY BECOMES INSOLVENT) HAHAHAHAHAH.  NON PROFESSIONAL, FLATTERY LIKING  MANAGEMENTS WILL REPEAT THE SAME STUPIDITY WHAT THEIR “LEARNED EXECUTIVES SAYS” ! ! SUCH COMPANIES , WHICH ARE GENERALLY FOUND IN GULF , ARE ALWAYS GOLD MINE FOR SHREWED MANAGERS , FULLY EQUIPPED WITH FLATTERY WEAPONS TO KEEP HAPPY MANAGEMENT! !

TO BE A MANAGER

A INNOCENT FACE KERALITE  WALKS INTO A CAFE WITH A SHOTGUN IN ONE HAND AND A BUCKET OF BUFFALO MANURE IN THE OTHER. HE SAYS TO THE WAITER, “ME WANT COFFEE”.

THE WAITER SAYS, “SURE CHIEF, COMING RIGHT UP”. HE GETS THE KERALITE A TALL MUG OF COFFEE, AND THE KERALITE DRINKS IT DOWN IN ONE GULP, PICKS UP THE BUCKET OF MANURE, THROWS IT INTO THE AIR, BLASTS IT WITH THE SHOTGUN, THEN JUST WALKS OUT.

THE NEXT MORNING THE SAME KERALITE  RETURNS. HE HAS HIS SHOTGUN IN ONE HAND AND A BUCKET OF BUFFALO MANURE IN THE OTHER. HE WALKS UP TO THE COUNTER AND SAYS TO THE WAITER, “ME WANT COFFEE”. THE WAITER SAYS “WHOA, TONTO. WE’RE STILL CLEANING UP YOUR MESS FROM THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, ANYWAY?”

THE KERALITE SMILES , LOOKS AT FACE OF WAITER WITH HIS GLIITERING EYES AND PROUDLY SAYS,

“ME IN TRAINING FOR UPPER MANAGEMENT LEVEL, (GENERAL MANAGER TRAINING)  , DRINK COFFEE, SHOOT THE SHIT, AND DISAPPEAR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.” AND POOR WAITERS ( SUBORDINATES) STARTED WASHING THE SCATTERED SHIT.

IF YOU WANT PROMOTION , WITH A WISH TO BECOME A MANGER , ACT UPON WHAT IS ADVISED .I ASSURE YOU A BRILLIANT SUCCESS AS MANAGER.