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While taking opportunity , I would Like to wish all Pakistanis (countrymen) a “Happy Amendment DAY” which gaurantees and  ensure every Pakistani a fablous rich , prosper bright future.– All the NATION MUST offer “NVAFULL-SHUKRANA” upon this Auspicious holly occasion(18th amendment reached to an end successfully) Upon this historical success , Nature is singing , clouds are jumping with joy , Parliamentarian embracing , Awam dancing at drum beats , even without drum ( do not think due to starvation) ! !Hope of Prosperity all over , Sweets distributed because this amendment will surely work as “PANACEA” against all public agonies , like fresh oxygen to a person near death.It is only the ultimate salution against all existing Problems and agonies faced by public all over Pakistan. Poverty will be eradicated by this formula.What public think that protests on roads , blockade of highways , tire burnings will produce any results ? What Public wants to prove by committing suicides ? inspite of all .we are working day and night for prosperty and welfare of public , 18th ammendment is self speaking evidence .So , we would like to wish as:

CONGRATULATIONS ! ! 18TH AMMENDMENT PASSED.

It is not a serious matter if there is “NO ELECTRICITY” all over Pakistan , we are calibred enough deputing “Ex-Property Dealer of Islamabad” as Minister for Power , No matter if his statement “ending load shedding” by December 2009 proved false (He never admitted his failure by resignation ), never think our ministe are lazy or sleeping in sessions , No matter if they never pay heed to Public Protest ,It is the duty of Police to deal with mob , No matter if said Minister is giving New fake dates to end load shedding, No matter if children can not study due to darkness , No matter if unit price is ehhobitant , we firmly believe that “IMF” is our sincere friend ! ! We can not welcome or entertain CHINA Or IRAN offers , ready to help us in electricity crisis at most competitive rates ? Public so not know that we can not overcome crisis ,but “RENTAL POWER PLANTS” are only salution. We know what is in interest of our Public. We have given a blessed formula vide 18th ammendment. So ,

CONGARATULATION! ! 18TH AMMENDEMNT PASSED ! !

Never mind or notice (If get information via news paper /TV talk shows , columns) where a father strangulates his children to death due to hunger , OR brothers murdered his brothers or all family , sisters run from home with some slightly rich for some food , parents sell their children to get some food, newly married couple jumped in front of train in chechavatni , a young girl of 24 jumps in front of khybermail in Lahore , Street crimes growing like Mushroom , life became too cheap and unsafe ! ! No price control , no check and balance , lawlessness all over , fake degrees , fake medicin , fake promises , condaminated milk , sick mutton , Bomb Blasts ( helping to reduce population) is our fate –In spite of all we can not resist to wish :

CANGRATULATIONS!! 18TH AMMENDMNET PASSED! !

Government is generous enough while introducing “Benazir shaheed Income support Programme” which according to their presumption , will play vital role in reducing poverty ! ! How ? That is known by none, but only Government! We Dam care if unemployment is at alarming position, No tension how many people sleep without food or without roof. It is not our headache to think that “One thousand per month help” is sufficient or not , Our conscious is clear that we helped people under Benizer shaheed support . So be happy ,we will say:

CONGRATULATIONS! ! 18TH AMMENDMENT PASSED.

We are of the opinion that Ruling Party is supreme with ultra high I.Q level!! How starved Public can compete them? This creeping creature known as AWAM should always be kept at a distance (election time exempted).But rulers forgets that :-“While keeping Difference in classes , can never unite nation”. Why to remember all ? APPLAUDE and enjoy realizing :-

CONGRATULATIONS! ! 18TH AMMENDMENT PASSED ! !

Before Part ion, Railway, Hospitals, Post Offices, Schools were working as welfare organizations, which presently turned into commercial organization under Government unique Polices.Today – Money is supreme, Money is God, Money is dignity and respect, Money is status symbol. None will ask about Sources of money. Money stands guarantee for a comfortable life. Only the elite class is Human being with all “HUMANLY LIVING RIGHTS, rest all is creeping creature, slaves of olden days, born to obey elite class. They have right to live or not, it needs discussion –Even then :

CONGRATULATIONS! ! 18TH AMMENDMANT PASSED.

It is not a big deal if industry is collapsing , Factories and other Production units are at edge very near to close down , unemployment is entering in danger zone , Rivers are going to dry , export orders are delaying may result in cancellations,(even then 11 % growth declared in today newspaper khubrain 21st April) ! ! What is serious if Pak rupee is loosing its worth ! ! Do not use Gold if you can not afford, Do not use electricity if you can not pay bills, cook on waste scrap if gas price is high ! ! Do not educate your children if fee is high , go to some “PEER” if child become sick!
But all Public must appreciate while dancing with ? ? :

CONGRATULATIONS! ! 18TH AMMENDMENT PASSED.

No tension , if Wapda is sworn to charge high bills inspite of non-supply (load shedding) ,Never mind if CBR is chasing to collect Taxes ( your duty is to run factories , Mills etc etc and their duty is to collect taxes ) Why you are not running your industries ?? So CBR is right. This is duty of Awam to save electricity , entirely for the benefit of the country and Rulers !!Pay taxes for the country and for expanses of such huge Parliament Mashers and advisors! ! Now we can get all so:

CONGRATULATIONS!! 18TH AMMENDMENT PASSED.

It is duty of AWAM to curtail expanses, If they can not afford FLOUR (35 Rs per kg) advised to use grass which is proved medically full of vitamins (example is horse).

There was no electricity in olden days in spite people were enjoying healthy life with no disease!! Because they were depending upon nature.

If Textile industry collapses, Public should never hesitate to cover essential parts of body with tree leaves as shown in English channels .

Walking and constant walking guarantees a treatment free health .So walk , walk and walk as people from different countries use to travel to Mecca and Madina Munawara for HAJJ performance.

We mourn about Public common sense .They do not know that this amendment will run all power units immediately while producing excessive electricity which can be export @ 060 ps per unit. Foreign investors will rush to Pakistan. Pakistan will import manpower incase of shortage.Sugar will be at nominal prices , flour @ 15 per kg , free medical with medicin , corruption free country. Police will be public servant , no delay in justice,petrol and gas at unbelievable prices.No tax on vehicles or cell phone cards.No GST or VAT(value aided tax)

Many channels are predicting that country situation is approaching very similar to kughristan! ! How ? When this amendment shall come into force this Pakistan will be an examplory welfare state. They do not know what shall be results of 18TH AMMENDMENTS .Just wait and see (if remained alive and not died with hunger and Gastro).Government is sworn to serve people.”None” will be poor in Pakistan.People must co-operate with Government — SAVE ELECTRICITY , PETROL FOR PAKISTAN AND RULING CLASS.PUBLIC MUST GIVE SACRIFICES LIKE GOATS WHO GIVE LIFE TO PROVIDE MUTTON.we are mircaleous people.so wait for the R E S U L T S.! !