All of us are always complaining, crying and protesting about terrible “LOAD SHEDDING” in all over Pakistan! !Why we are doing so ? Do you think that Government is not paying attention towards this serious problem? Did you forget what Illama Iqbal said :-
“TUNDY A BADE MUKHALIF SE NA GHABRA AY AQUAB
YEH TO CHULTY HY TUJY OOR ONCHA URANY KE LIYE”
This load shedding be treated and presumed as a rigorous training entirely for the benefit of public .They are being trained to live in 60 temperature without any fan , cooler or A/C ! On the same lines army is being trained to live without water , food , fan or other facilities for a reasonable time. Those who are violators, Government punish them with exorbitant bills to discourage this artificial source .

Just see the benefits of this “LONG HOURS LOAD SHEDDING”:-

A high profile delegation visited “HELL” to detect or search something so as to “bring before justice”. They heard “Hues and Cries “ all over due to highest temperature and fire all over ! !It was strange when this delegation found a group of people lying completely in “relaxing mode” (arms under their head ,lying and chatting).This attitude was strange for delegation ! ! In such a high temperature how this group is lying and chatting with no shadow of any worry! Delegation leaders asked Supervisor “HELL” – “Who are these people??

THE SUPERVISOR REPORTED HUMBLY “SIR THESE ARE All PAKISTANIS, THEY BORN AND BROUGHT UP IN SAME TEMPRATURE , SO NORMAL LIFE” ! !

Now everyone must understand how much our Government is loving public , always looking for welfare ? Never ask Why not taking prompt steps to resolve this problem (which is a blessing and absolutely not problem)??I am disclosing this secret: – Our Government is making us a “weather proof” Nation by decreasing public facilities gradually.

Now I will discuss the other benefits of “LIVING IN HEAT”

Heat kills body bacteria, increases red cells inside body, reduces body fats , keeps eys bright and makes body muscular.

Heat keeps human body ever fit. It produces sweat which oozes all “evils” inside body and keeps skin shining.

Specially Night load shedding is highly effective , designed and programmed to reduce sleep of children and adults. This practice is adopted for a special purpose – “TO PRODUCE A LARGE NOS OF PSYCHO PATIENTS” to get attention of west for more help to run economy for mentally sick nation. Donations for nation which can not sleep even at nights due to load shedding. And west will surely help upon humanitarian grounds upon this genuine effective appeal (as other help appeals are un responded /un answered due to a routine matter).Increase in bills and decrease in supply is “Main Focus” to keep nation hand to mouth. This is message for public to live simple life.More money in hands means – Lavishness , which is condemned in Islam.

When Public will not sleep at nights, naturally every individual will become a Psycho Patient , apparently “IRRITATED FELLOW”. The result will be that nation will become aggressive, quarreling and fighting upon small issues on roads,houses and work place . Murder (Death) rate will increase, which will reduce the population making easier for Government to control Public.

Blood Pressure , diabetes is spreading abnormally , resulting in cardiac problems-When there will no CNG/PETROL , naturally people will start walk to perform their daily routines, This walk will help a lot to build a strong , disease free ,healthy nation. We need no Hospitals , No specialists , No fights in Hospitals , No fake medicine (Because we will enter in herbal time) .. No Nurses or doctors strikes .No Media coverage!!

In olden days (stone age) there was only one leader ruling tribe/country .There was no Democracy , No Parliament , No Cabinet , No Judiciary , No Police , No Ministries ,No Industry , No Qubza Group ,No factories , No Mills Etc — Even then people were happy and healthy – They were wrapping leaves around body as dress , catching birds aiming by arrows and getting fish by diving into river ! ! Barter System was all over.Sardar of that tribe was the final authority with all Powers vested in one person:-
“I AM SURE, OUR GOVERNMENT IS ALSO INTENDING TO ADOPT THE SAME WHICH IS HIGHLY APPRECIABLE AND POSITIVE STEP”.
This currency is mother of corruption. If there is no currency, I think no corruption, no billions or millions frauds or embezzlements, So our favorite Government ( Government by the poors , for the poors) is working hard to close down all trading or industrial sectors to get rid from currency. We are successfully approaching towards “BARTER SYSTEM” and healthy Stone Age era, which must be welcome by all citizens. It will be one of the prides in achievements.

I can write ten more pages about benefit who will support load shedding. Public must not protest or raise voice against most valued step of our beloved Government. We all are lucky enough upon getting such a Human Loving Government which always searching ways to help public by giving relives .We have No vision , No caliber to understand the main soul of this highly beneficial step of this Government. Just take your memory few years before? There was such load shedding ever?? Answer will be “absolutely not”—then question is why now?? Reply is very simple “ALL THE PAST RULERS WERE ABSOLUTELY NOT SINCERE WITH PUBLIC, SO NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT PUBLIC HEALTH. This Government is dedicatedly sincere with Public, working day and night with a cabinet of 92 Ministers (unprecedented in history of Pakistan)

Lastly I would like to wish every citizen a unique” Happy Health Programme” introduced and exercised very first time in Pakistan since its existence. All pray for long life and good luck of our learned leaders upon designing such an effective policy of load shedding , which Keeps every Pakistani red alert and activated.

General public do not know what is democracy? What is dictatorship? What is Parliament? What is thermal or hydro or gygadro powers? General public also do not know the meanings of kilo bites, mega bites or heights? But we are proud of upon all steps taken by this Government. All Ministers are “Aristocrats” and think tanks, with all the Genuine Degrees of international repute. They all are all versatile ,out standing in their fields.( There must be some hidden reason if some property dealer is deputed in some engineering department).

LOAD SHEDDING KE AGAY JUHAN OR BHE HAIN

ABHY ISHQ KE IMTAHAN OR BHE HAIN ! !