“IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE “IN LOVE” AND STAY WISE.”
GRAVITATION CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE.
I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, BUT I DO BELIEVE.
“RECENTLY READ THAT LOVE IS ENTIRELY A MATTER OF CHEMISTRY. THAT MUST BE WHY MY WIFE TREATS ME LIKE TOXIC WASTE.”.
” I LOVE YOU ” IS AN 8 LETTER PHRASE BUT THEN AGAIN SO IS BULL SHIT.
A MAN FALLS IN LOVE THROUGH HIS EYES, A WOMAN THROUGH HER EARS.
“ASSURE YOUR TRUST AND LOVE TO LOVER, ADORE HIM WITH MAGICAL WORDS AND GET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN YOUR OWN NAME,” BEFORE HE SWITCH TO OTHER.
“LOVE IS THAT FIRST FEELING YOU FEEL BEFORE ALL THE BAD STUFF GETS IN THE WAY.”
“WHEN SOMEONE LOVES YOU, THE STYLE HE SAYS YOUR NAME (IN A VERY DIFFERENT WAY) JUST AS YOUR NAME IS SAFE IN HIS MOUTH.”
“LOVE IS – WHEN A GIRL PUTS ON PERFUME AND A BOY PUTS ON SHAVING COLOGNE, BOTH STAND IN FRONT OF MIRROR FOR A LONG TIME , SMILE FOR NOTHING , MEANS BOTH ARE PREPARING TO SMELL EACH OTHER.”
“LOVE IS – WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT AND GIVE SOMEBODY MOST OF YOUR CHIPS, AND AN INSISTING LIFT TO HER HOUSE .
“LOVE IS WHEN SOMEONE HURTS YOU. AND YOU GET SO MAD THAT TEARS COME OUT OF YOUR EYES WITHOUT YELLING .BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WOULD HURT HIS FEELINGS.”
“LOVE IS – WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE WHEN YOU’RE TIRED AND ALONE.”
“LOVE IS – WHEN A GIRL MAKES COFFEE FOR HER HUBBY AND SHE
TAKES A SIP BEFORE GIVING, TO MAKE SURE THE TASTE IS OK.”
“LOVE IS- WHEN YOU TELL A GUY YOU LIKE HIS DRESS ,THEN HE / SHE WEARS IT EVERYDAY.”
LOVE MEANS- BEING WITH SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT AND IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT HER .
LOVE IS -WHEN YOU WALK WITH SOMEONE AND FEEL ALL HOT , GREENERY ALL OVER , AND HEART THROBING.
LOVE IS A FEELING YOU HAVE FOR SOMEONE SKIPS A BEAT
LOVE IS THAT “SPECIAL FEELING” FOR THAT “SPECIAL SOMEONE”
LOVE IS A “DANCE”. IT TAKES “PATIENCE”, “PRACTICE” AND “TIME” TO GET THE STEPS RIGHT, FOR ENTIRE PLEASURE.
LOVE IS AN UNEXPLAINABLE EMOTION THAT SOMEONE FEELS. IT CAN MAKE LIFE CRAZY AND CALM IT DOWN AT THE SAME TIME. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE WHEN YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND THEY LIKE YOU MORE FOR EXISTENCE OF UNIVERSE IS BECAUSE OF LOVE. LOVE CAN MAKE WORLD A HEAVEN.
LOVE MEANS – FORGIVING FAULT AND NOT FINDING FAULTS. LOVE MAKES IMPOSSIBLE INTO POSSIBLE.
TRUE LOVE IS NEVER SELFISH. WITHOUT TRUST LOVE IS NOT COMPLETE.
LOVE IS ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE BUT IS ALSO WONDERFUL.( NOT APPLICABLE SINCE 1940)
LOVE IS LIKE A HEADACHE…..YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN SHE COMES…..AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN SHE LEAVES
“LOVE IS LIKE WAR: EASY TO BEGIN BUT HARD TO END.”
LOVE IS AN ELECTRIC BLANKET WITH SOMEBODY ELSE IN CONTROL OF THE SWITCH.
” A MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED. AFTER THAT, HE IS FINISHED.”
“LOVE IS TEMPORARY INSANITY, BUT CURABLE BY MARRIAGE WITH SAME.”
BEAUTY IS POWER;SMILE IS ITS SWORD AND FIGURES MAGNETIC FIELD.
“MEN SHOULD BE LIKE KLEENEX, SOFT, STRONG AND DISPOSABLE.” (2009 THEORY)
LOVE IS LIKE PLAYING THE PIANO. FIRST YOU MUST LEARN TO PLAY BY THE RULES,
JUST TO KNOW THE IMPORTANC OF LOVE, PLEASE READ APPENDED LETTER, IN WHICH H.R MANAGER IS EXPRESSING LOVE TO AN EMPLOYEE OF COMPANY…………………………………
RASHA GRADE 7.0
SUB: LOVE OFFER !
DEAREST MS RASHA,
IT IS AMAZING TO INFORM THAT I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE THE 22ND OF OCTOBER (THURSDAY). WITH REFERENCE TO THE MEETING HELD BETWEEN US ON THE 21ST OF OCT. AT 1300 HRS, I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT MYSELF AS PROSPECTIVE LOVER.
OUR LOVE AFFAIR WOULD BE ON PROBATION FOR A PERIOD OF THREE MONTHS AND DEPENDING ON COMPATIBILITY, WOULD BE MADE PERMANENT. OF COURSE, UPON COMPLETION OF PROBATION, THERE WILL BE CONTINUOUS ON THE JOB TRAINING AND PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL SCHEMES LEADING UP TO PROMOTION FROM LOVER TO SPOUSE.
THE EXPENSES INCURRED FOR COFFEE AND ENTERTAINMENT, LUNCH , BURGERS WOULD INITIALLY BE SHARED EQUALLY BETWEEN US. LATER, BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCE, I MIGHT TAKE UP A LARGER! SHARE OF THE EXPENSES. HOWEVER I AM BROADMINDED ENOUGH TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, ON YOUR EXPENSE ACCOUNT.
I REQUEST YOU TO RESPOND WITHIN 30 DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS
LETTER , FAILING WHICH, THIS OFFER WOULD BE CANCELLED WITHOUT FURTHER NOTICE AND I SHALL BE CONSIDERING SOMEONE ELSE.
I WOULD BE APPRECIATED IF YOU FORWARD THIS LETTER TO YOUR SISTER TOO, SUBJECTED , IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO TAKE UP THIS OFFER AS OPPORTUNITY .
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST!!!!
THANKING YOU IN ANTICIPATION,
REGARDS,
K . K
