( WHERE EAGLES DARE )

IT IS EXTRACT OF MY 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE, TO WORK UNDER MALYLEE MANAGERS., IN THESE FIFTEEN YEARS I OBSERVED DEEPLY.

KERALA.IT IS LOCATED IN THE SOUTH WEST PART OF INDIA, WITHIN ARABIAN SEA COAST LINE. IT IS BORDERED ON THE NORTH BY KAMATAKA AND TAMIL NADU, AND SOUTH & EAST MAJOR CITIES ARE TRIVANDRUM, KOCHI, AND KOZHIKODE .THE MAIN PRINCIPAL SPOKEN LANGUAGE IS MALAYLAM .IT IS MENTIONED IN ACCIENT EPIC “MAHABHARAT”. IT IS ALSO KNOWN AS “EVERGREEN OR GODS OWN LAND”

NOW WE HAVE TO DISCUSS THE CREATURE LIVING IN SUCH AUSPACIOUS, EVER GREEN COUNTRY.IT IS REALLY PRIDE THAT KERALA IS THE ONLY STATE OF INDIA WITH 100 % LITERACY RATE.INSPITE THERE ARE BIG UNIVERSTIES, HOW KEARALITES SPEAKS / IT IS EXAMPLED HEREUNDER.
Q. NAME THE” WONLY” PART OF “WERLD” , WHERE MALYLEE DON’T WERK HARD ?  
Ans: Kerala.
Q. Why is industrial productivity is very low in Kerala?
A: Because 80% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the mundu or lungi (a garment worn around the waist) see picture.
Q. Why did Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai (Dubai), zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf)
Q. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney
Q. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q. What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q. Why did his wife divorce him?
A: Because he was louwing another woman. Who found out that? His aandy (aunt).

NOW YOU MUST HAVE WELL JUDGED THE SPOKEN LANGUAGE .ITS OKAY , NOW WE SHOULD STUDY THIS FURTHER MORE

ONCE ON WAY, I WAS TRAVELLING WITH MY  KERALITE FRIEND . WE FORGOT ROAD IN A DESERTED AREA. ONE WELL DRESSED PERSON WAS CROSSING ROAD, MY FRIEND SAID “ LET ME ASK FROM THIS MALYLEE’ I MET SHOCH HOW HE JUDGED HE IS MALYLEE? WHEREAS HE HAD NO IMPRESSION AS MALYLEES HAVE? ANYWAY HE SPOKE AND CAME BACK.I ASKED HIM HOW HE COULD COGNIZE HE WAS A MALYLEE?  HE TRIED TO AOVID TO REPLY, BUT UPON MY REPEATED REQUESTS HE DEFINED “

“A PERSON, WHAT SO EVER PERSONALIRT HE POSESS, TO JUDGE,  LOOK AT HIS FACE , IF  FIND HIGHLY TENSED & STRESSED  FACE WITH MANY  WRINKLES ONON FOREHEAD AND IMBALANCED FOOT STEPS  , BE SURE HE IS A MALYLEE” ….AND IT PROVED ALWAYS CORRECT IN PRACTICAL.

WHEN A MALYLEE APPEARS FOR AN INTERVIEW, HIS EXPRESSIONS WILL BE, VERY INNOCENT FACE, VERY HUMBLE ATTITUDE, DISTURBED BODY LANGUAGE AMOUNTING TO ATAXIA, HE WILL RESPOND SAYING THREE TIMES “YES SIR’ HE WILL NEVER SIT IN FRONT FREELY. BY HIS ATTITUDE YOU WILL FIND A” SYMPATHY WAVE “RUNING ACROSS YOUR NERVES, FORCING YOU TO SELECT HIM..INFACT THIS IS ONLY ACTING AND TRAINING (HOW TO GET JOB). IT IS KNOWN BY ALL THAT “ EVERY KERALITE MUST HAVE TO COME ABROAD, IT IS THEIR ONLY “INDUSTRY”. SO VERY SPECIAL COURSES ARE BEING CONDUCTED IN KERALA  “HOW TO WIN HEARTS OF BOSSES”.

      KERALITE’S   MAIN CORE   (TO COME ABROAD) 

TO EARN MAXIMUM POSSIBLE MONEY BY ALL MEANS, BY ALL ANGLES. FAIR OR FOUL IS NO BAR.

TO MAKE A VERY LAVISH BIG HOUSE, SIMPLY TO IMPRESS OTHERS.

TO KEEP THEIR OWN BENEFIT AT “TOP PRIORITY”. LIST.

ALL MALYLEES HAVE A KEEN URGE TO RULE AT WORK PLACE..

TO GET PROMOTIONS AND POWERFULL SEATS, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, UNDER ANY SACRIFICE. MORAL GROUNDS CARRIES NO WEIGHT FOR THEM.

WHILE ON SEAT, TO LOOK FOR NEW OPPERTUNITIES TO EARN MORE AND MUCH MORE FROM AVAILABLE SOURCES EXCLUDING SALARY.

TO FABRICATE CONSPIRACIES AGAINST TALENTED SUBORDINATES, (GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION GROUNDS) FOUND LOYAL TO COMPANY.

THINKING TECHNIQUES TO KEEP HIS SUPERIORS IN HAND, OFFERING THEM DIFFERENT VERY PERSONAL INCENTIVE OPTIONS HOW TO EARN FROM OTHER HIDDEN SOURCES, AND BY SCHEDULING OUTER “BUSINESS TRIPS” AT COMPANY EXPANSES, A FREE EROTIC TRIP, TO KEEP BOSS UNDER CONTROL, TO RECORD BOSS “SPECIAL ACTIVITIES” BY HIDDEN CAMERA TO KEEP BOSS UNDER EVER CONTROL.

TO KEEP SUBORDINATES IN FEAR OF TERMINATION, BY TELLING THEM FABRICATED SECRET STORIES OF MANGEMENT INFORMING THAT COMPANY IS PLANING TO “REDUCE COST”BY REDUCING STAFF.SO EVERY EMPLOYEE REMAINS IN FEAR OF FOOD, BY THIS PRACTICE, MANAGERS BECOMES FREE FROM ENCUMBERANCE.

  HOW MALYALEE MANAGER WILL ACTWHILE  AT  SEAT 

HEAVY BUNDLE OF VERY OLD FILES, WILL DUMP HIM ON HIS TABLE.,THIS PRACTICE IS TO SHOW ALL THAT HE IS HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL AND AS SOON HE OCCUPIES SEAT , HE WILL GO TO RECORD ROOM , WILL BRING TAKES CARE EVEN VERY SMALLEST  MATTERS,( ACTUALLY IT IS SHOW OFF ONLY NOTHING TO DO WITH REALITY.)

HE WILL CALL SUBORDIATES ONE BY ONE, WILL LOOK COMPETENT SUBORDINATE, SHALL ASSURE INCREMENTS / PROMOTION TO WIN HIS SINCERETY. AS SOON HE GETS HOLDS OF WORK, NOW HE WILL START RULING THEM AROGANTLY.

HE WILL SET HIS “CELL RING TONE” AT HIGHEST LEVEL, MEANS ANY HIS BELL RING MUST BE HEARD BY ALL, TO KNOW OTHERS HOW MUCH STRUGGLE HE IS DOING FOR BENEFIT OF COMPANY.HE WILL SURELY SPEAK AT HIS LOUDEST VOICE, WHICH CAN BE HEARD AT SEVENTH ROOM DISTANCE! ! HE WILL SURELY SPEAK IN ENGLISH (IN CASE SOME OTHER PEOPLE ARE HEARING). 

HE WILL ALWAYS RUN FROM HERE AND THERE IN OFFICE, AS HE IS CARRYING ALL THE BURDEN OF COMPANY UPON IS SHOULDERS.IN LUCH TIME. HE WILL INVITE LUNCH TO G.M AND HIS SECRETARY TO KEEP THEM IN HAND..HE WILL KEEP G,M SECRETARY “VERY HAPPY BY LUNCH OR GIFTS” AND IN RETURN SHE WILL PROVIDE ALL OFFICIAL SECRETS  TO HIM.HE WILL UTILIZE THIS INFORMATION AT HIS BENEFITS & ACCORD.

IN CASE MANAGEMENT SITS IN SAME BUILDING, HE WILL SIT LATE HOURS ALONE WITH FULL OFFICE LIGHTS ON, SO THAT WHEN MANAGEMENT PEOPLE LEAVE OFFICE, THEY SEE THAT THIS MANAGER IS WORKING TILL LATE NIGHTS (A VAGUE ATTEMPT TO BE IN GOOD BOOKS)

IN AFTERNOONS, HE WILL MAKE A PRETEXT (SAY GOING TO WARE HOUSE / BANK/SHIPPING COMPANY) WILL DIRECTLTY GO HOUSE, SLEEP NICELY, AND WILL COME BACK JUST 1-2 HOURS BEFORE OFF TIME. BEFORE COMING HE WILL SHATTER HIS HAIR, SHIRT OUT OF TROUSER, WILL PUT SOME WATER ON FACE TO EXPOSE AS SWEATEND FACE, AS SOON ENTER, WILL WIPE HIS FACE ANNOUNCING “ WHAT A HEAT” ! ! INFACT HE IS COMING FROM HOUSE.

WHEN G.M CALLS, HE WILL PRACTICALLY RUN SAYING  “ YESSS SIRRRRR” … “YESSS SIRRRRR”. GM WILL BECOME VERY HAPPY UPON OBEDIENCE.( BECAUSE OF LESS EDUCATION , NO EXPERIENCE ,  THESE G.MS WERE WORKING AS   CLERK LONG TIME , AND BECOME GM UNDER SOME “VERY SPECIAL SERVICES” TO HIS NOMINEE. THEY ENJOYED)

NOW HE WILL BRING OTHER MALYLEE IN THAT DEPARTMENT (CLOSE RELATIVES, FRIENDS RELATIVES, NEIGHBOURES, HOUSE BOYS , SWEEPERS , CLEANERS ) AT CLERICAL POSTS.. NO MALYLEE WILL APPOINT ANY MALYLEE WITHOUT TAKING MONEY .1^ST HE WILL DEPOSIT MONEY IN HIS PERSONAL ACCOUNT .IT CAN BE OBSERVED THAT MALYLEE GROWTH RATE WILL BE MUCH MORE THAN MUSHROOM IN THAT DEPARTMENT WITHIN 1^ST YEAR OF HIS APPOINTMENT.

KERALITE  MENTALITY

KEEPS PERSONLAL BENEFIT UPON TOP PRIORITY.BELIEVING IN “NOTHING IS FAIR OR FOUL IN EARNING”

ALWAYS BOOSTS TOO BIG TELLS FABRICATED STORIES OF FICTIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS TO IMPRESS SUBORDINATES .IF YOU WANT TO CHECK ACTUAL NATURE, GIVE HIM FOUR “PEGS” AND SEE WHAT TALKS! !

TRIES TO KEEP SUBORDINATES IN FEAR OF TERMINATION. GIVES THEM FAKE HOPES, IF SOME SUBORDINATE IS TOO POWERFULL TO CHALLENGE, MAKES HYPOCRATIC FRIENDSHIP, BUT NEVER FORGETS TO KICK OUT WHEN EVER GET CHANCE..

REWARDS AND PROMOTES ONLY FLATERERS, WHO COULD PROVE HELPFUL IN PERSONAL LIFE, AND DANCES UPON THEIR PLAYED TUNES.

PROSTRATES HEADS, WHO HAVE POWER OF BENEFIT OR HARM

EGO, SELF RESPECT, PRESTIEGE, ARE MEANINGLESS IF MONEY COMING.

COPY CATS —WHILE MOVING IN SOCIETY, WILL OBSERVE HIGH OFFICIALS WAY OF DRESSING, WALK, ACCENT, STYLES, AND WILL COPY THE SAME.

A GREAT SHIRKER, BUT WILL ACT AS  “WILLAM SHAKESPEARE”.

HIGHLY JELOUS, CANNOT TOLLERATE CRITISISIM.

IF A COFFIN BOX IS GOING TO INDIA, THEY WILL STUFF MANY CUSTOMABLE ITEMS INSIDE BECAUSE  “BOXES” ARE EXEMPTED FROM CUSTOM.

KERALITE GIRLS MAIN HOBBY IS TO “FALL IN LOVE” A MULITI MILLIONER GIRL CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH BUS DRIVER, INCASE OF RESTRICTIONS, SHE WILL COMMIT SUICIDE…

THIS A STATE WHERE BOYS ARE DISPLAYED FOR AUCTION, HIGHEST BIDDER WILL GET THE BOY FOR MARRIAGE. GENERALLY BSC NURSES PAYS 10 / 12 LAKHS INDIAN RUPEES.BECAUSE IN GULF REASONABLE DEMAND IS THERE.                  

AS IT IS DISCUSSED, THAT MONEY IS ULTIMATE GOAL OF KERALITES , SO WIFE WILL NEVER BE SINCERE WITH HUSBAND (MONEY MATTERS) SON WILL NEVER SINCERE WITH FATHER OR MOTHER , AND SAME IS FATHER. AFTER RETIREMENT THEIR MONEY IS SPENT TO RECOVER HEALTH, OR THEY WILL BE CHEATED BY SOMEONE ELSE (EASY COME EASY GO) WHEN COME UNDER HIGH CRISIS, WILL COMMIT SUICIDE .IF MOTHER / FATHER HAVE MONEY, THEY WILL BE RESPECTED BY CHILDREN, OTHERVIZ, WILL BE SACKED TO “OLD HOUSES” THAT’S WHY THEY LOVE MONET TO SAVE OLD AGE.

IF SOMEONE WORKING ABROAD, HE WILL ADMITT THAT FACTS AND FIGURES DISCUSSED IN THIS ANALYSIS ARE BASED UPON FACTS AND FIGURES. YOU WILL FIND CERTAIN “LOW RANK MALYLEES” VERY NICE IN ATTITUDE, BEHAVIOURS. THEY WILL BE SINCERE, TRUTHFULL AND FRIENDLY. IN 15 YEARS SERVICE TANEOUR, I COULD MEET ONLY   FOUR KERALITES WHO WERE VERY “NORMAL” AS PER GENERAL HUMAN, AND COULD NOT FIND “SPECIFIC QUALITIES” POSESSED BY KERALITES.

THIS IS NEITHER AN ARTICLE, NOR DISSCUSSION, BUT SIMPLAY A CHARACTER ANALYSIS BASED UPON VERY PERSON OBSERVATIONS AND EXPERIENCE. NONE SHOULD CONSIDER IT A SATIRE, CRITICISIM, OR ATTEMPT TO DEGRADE BUT A GUIDE LINE TO THOSE WHO’S BOSSED IS MALYALEES. TO READ “SURE BETTER FUTURE IN KUWAIT” (IN SAME FORUM, WILL HELP THEM LOT TO GET PROMOTIONS.