( WHERE EAGLES DARE )

INDIAN  G.M OF  A DEPARTMENT  DEPUTED HIS EGYPTION MANAGER TO INTERVIEW CANDIDATES .NEXT DAY HE CALLED  EGYPTION MANAGER AND ASKED ABOUT INTERVIEWS. EGYPTION PROUDLY INFORMED THAT

HE SELECTED A HIGHLY EDUCATED PERSON , AND KEPT ALL  APPLICATION IN FRONT OF HIM . HE WAS SHOCEKD WHEN HE SAW THAT MASTERS DEGREE WERE REJECTED AND MANAGER WAS PLEASED TO

 SELECT A 10^TH CLASS PERSON INSTEAD OF MASTERS! ! HE JUMPED ANGERLY TO MANAGER “ WHAT BLOODY HELL YOU DID ? YOU RECRUITED A 10^TH CLASS PERSON, ISSUED HIM APPOINTMENT LETTER WHILE IGNORING MASTER DEGREES HOLDERS  “? EGYPTION SMILED AT BOSS INNOCENCE AND REPLIED “ SIR , WHAT TO DO  

? YOU INDIANS HAVE VERY LOW CALIBRE..I REJECT BECAUSE THEY HAD TWO LETTERS DEGREE IN THEIR EDUCATIONAL PROSPECT  ! ! I MEAN  

M.A ONLY. JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY SELECTED CANDIDATE HAVE FIVE LETTERS IN HIS EDUCATIONAL PROSPECTS. HE IS H.S.S.E.C (HIGHER SECONDARY SCHOOL EDUCATION CERTIFICATE)! ! ! AND IT IS HUNDRED PERSON TRUE , HAPPENED IN KUWAIT IN A COMPANY OF HIGH REPUTE . SO DO TRY LUCK , THE BEST PLACE WHERE DONKEY WILL BE TREATED AS HORSE , AND HORSE AS DONKEY , AS GENERAL PRACTICE.                                                                                

2^ND  INSTANCE

A WELL KNOWN COMPANY OF KUWAIT IS A  FRANCHISE OF  PRODUCT , OF INTERNATIONAL REPUTE.  A SIMPLE BACHELOR DEGREE HOLDER G.M IS WORKING AS HEAD OF A VERY IMPORTANT DIVISION.HIS MANAGERIAL CABINET EDUCATIONAL LEVEL IS:  -  10^TH CLASS ,  8^TH CLASS , ONE B.A AND ONLY ONE IS M.B.A  WHO IS  SON OF  VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF G.M , THEREFORE PROMOTED TWO TIMES IN A SHORT SPAN , WITH COMPANY CAR. HIS RECRUITMENT IS ALSO ANOTHER VERY INTRESTING STORY, HIS POST WAS PUBLICISED AT LARGE SCALE, AND DRAMA ENDED IN HIS SELECTION. IT WILL AMUSE YOU MORE WHEN I WILL TELL YOU THAT ALL DEPARTMENT (FROM G.M TO GATE KEEPER) ARE FROM SAME NATIONALITY, ONE STATE, SOME LIVING AT SHORT DISTANCE 

THE LIST OF SUBORDINATES WORKING UNDER 10^TH CLASS MANAGER IS: – M.A.LLB, B.COM, ARCHETECTURAL SURVEYORS (ALL FROM OTHER STATES). SUBORDINATES OF 8TH CLASS MANAGERS ARE: A TAXI – DRIVER (DRIVING TAXI BEFORE JOINING HERE) NOW SUPERVISOR … A SALES MAN OF A CIGARETTE COMPANY, AND OTHERS OF SALE CALIBRE. (BECAUSE OF VERY CLOSE RELATION WITH THAT 8^TH CLASS MANAGER. NOW QUESTION, WHICH IS DISTURBIBNG ME LOT, IS: -

THIS COMPANY ALWAYS CLAIMS ABOUT THEIR PROFESSIONALISM ? ?

THIS COMPANY HAVE LOST MANY FRANCHISES , IF MANAGERS ARE SO PROFESSIONAL , WHY COMPANY NOT TRANSFFER THESE PROFESSIONAL MANAGERS OVER THEIR ,INSTEAD OF LOOSING FRANCHISES  ? ?

SHOUD HRD MAINTAIN RECORD ? ? WHO IS  WORKING WHERE?

WHY SUCH COMPANIES ARE RECRUITING “H.R DOCTORS”? ? THEY ARE DOCTORS OF WHAT ? ? DOCTORS OF INJUSTICE ? ? DOCTORS OF THEIR BANK BALANCES INCREASE ? WHERE THEY ARE INPLEMENTING THEIR SKILLS ? ? IF IMPLEMENTING WHY SILENT ON INJUSTICE??

CAN ANAYONE TELL THE ROLE OF HIGHLY PAID  H.R. , SO CALLED PROFESSIONALS ? ? WITH FURTHER ADDITION THAT WHAT IS FULL FORM OF H.RD? ? HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT OR HUMOUR RESOURCE DEPARTMENT OR HUMILIATION RESOURCE DEPEATMENT??

ONE DROP THE LETTER IN LETTER BOX , THAT GOES IN POST OFFICE AND DELIVERED TO DESTINATION … IN THE SAME WAY , G.M ( IN GULF) DIRECTS H.R.D FOR PROMOTIONS / DEMOTIONS / INCREMENTS / TERMINATIONS AND H.R.D  ENFORCE THAT INSTRUCTIONS EFFECTIVELY , KEEPING THEIR UPPER CHAMBER EMPTY AND FREE.. THEN WHY IT IS INTRODUCED AS H.R.D? ? WHY NOT  I.P.O ( INTERNAL POST OFFICE) ? ?

WHY G.M’S ARE TREATED AS  “MEN FROM HEAVEN” IN GULF ? ?

IF YOU HAVE GOLD , WANT TO SELL IT , DO YOU WANT ANY PROFESSIONALISM OR EDUCTION ??( AS SOME COMPAMIES ARE SELLING PRODUCTS LIKE GOLD)

DID ANYONE EVER NOTICE THAT WHY PEOPLE DIES AFTER SERVING LONG TIME IN GULF ? ? (  WHEN COMES BACK TO HOMELAND ) 

WHY TOP MANAGEMENT KEEPS SILENT WHEN A PERSON IS TERMINATED BY MAL-PRACTICE FULL OF MALAFIDE INTENSIONS ??

WHY G.M’S  ACTS AS “GOD-FATHERS” OF BIG COMPANIES ? ? KNOWN BY ALL THAT G.M IS OF A CLERK CALIBRE , EXCEPT MANAGEMENT??

MANY PEOPLE WILL OBJECT MY OPINION BY SAYING THAT IF PEOPLE ARE LESS CALIBRED , HOW THEY ARE RUNING SXCESSFULLY ? ? SIMPLE REPLY IS “ REPLACE THOSE MANAGER WITH “TANZIFCO” PEOPLE , RESULTS WILL BE BETTER THAN PRESENT,,SELLING GOLD IS NOT A CITERIA, MANAGER SALES IS THAT WHO SELLS COMB TO A BALD PERSON .. CAN THEY DO THAT ? ? PLZ DO POST REPLIES. I AM WAITING ANXIOUSLY ! !