GET THRU GUIDE – FOR THOSE EMPLOYEED IN KUWAIT
THIS IS A FREE GUIDE, STRICKINGLY EFFECTIVE AND APPLICABLE TO ALL NATIONALITIES ( EXCLUDING A CERTAIN CREED) WHICH GROWS LIKE JUNGLE GRASS OR MASHROOM ALL OVER WORLD, MAY BE IN ANTARKITTICA TOO, OR IN AMAZON JUNGLES.. IT IS A SAY THAT “ WHEN PLANNETS CONQURED, THE FIRST VISITOR WILL FIND ONE SAME CREED RUNING A SHOP.ANY WAY IT IS NOT RELATED WITH TOPIC , BUT AN INTRODUCTORY “PREFACE”.
NO BUSINESS CAN BE OPERATED WITHOUT CITIZEN SPONSERSHIP, AND KUWATIS FIRST PRFERANCE IS “THAT SPECIFIC CREED” DUE TO THEIR INHERITED QULITY OF SAYING “YES SIR” UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER, UP TO EXTENT, IF KUWATI SAYS “ YOU ARE “MOST RUBBISH” THIS CREED WILL REPLY “YES SIR “ HAPPILY , WITH A “BLUSHED” FACE, NO OTHER NATIONALITY CAN BEAT THEM IN THIS SPECIFIC INHERITED ART.GENERALLY THESE MANAGERS ARE LESS EDUCATED, NON-PROFESSIONAL, AND STUPIDS OF 1ST WATER (EXCEPTIONS DOES EXISTS ALWAYS BUT WELL TRAINED IN CONSPIRACIES , MAL-PRACTICE , AND FABRICATIONS.
KUWAIT IS A PLACE, WHERE YOU CAN CHECK LUCK .EDUCATION OR EXPERIENCE CARRIES NO WEIGHT , NO WORTH . IF YOU ARE 10TH CLASS ONLY (FAIL OR PASS NO MATTER) POSSIBLY YOU RULE P.H.D. BUT IT IS ADVISED TO BE P.H.D IN “YES SIR” VERY MUCH PARALLEL TO ”CERTAIN CREED. NOT JOKING , EVERY” SPECIFIC CREED” OFFICER , OR LABOR , WILL DANCE AND PLAY THE SAME TUNE ,FAVOURITE TO HIS BOSS.
LET US DISCUSS THE PSYCHOLOGY OF GREAT CREED BASICALLY IS FLATTERS , DULL , BUT ACTS LIKE INTELLECUALS WITH A GREAT SENSE OF “PICK-UP POWER” THEY WILL WATCH PROFESSIONAL AND WILL FOLLOW THEM..JUST FOR EXAMPLE ( IT IS A TRUE STORY AND ABSOLUTELY NOT FABRICATION) A LEADING ELECTRONIC COMPANY IN KUWAIT INVITED APPLICATIONS FOR POST OF SUPERVISOR ADMIN.H.R MANAGER REJECTED M.S.C APPLICANT AND RECRUITED A MATRICULATE..UPON ENQUIRY , HE JUSTIFIED “ YES I RECRUITED THE BEST EDUCATED PERSON, SEE HIS DEGRESS, HE IS HOLDER OF “ PRE UNIVERSITY SECONDRY SCHOOL FIRST EXAMINTAION CERTIFICATE ( P.S.S.F.E.C ) SIX ALPHABETS IN ACADEMIC QUALIFACTION , AND OTHER WAS ONLY M.S.C ( THREE ALPHABETS ) AS ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS “!!!!
THIS WAS ONLY A PANORAMA / LAYOUT, TO SKETCH ORGANIZATIONAL STRUCTURE.
TO GET PROMOTIONS – IN KUWAIT
1 ) ALWAYS KEEP YOUR TABE FULL OF FILES / PAPERS , SO THAT ALL COULD SEE THAT HEAPS OF FILES ( IT IS NOT NECESSARY THAT FILES SHOULD BE OPERATIONAL OR NOT ) INCASE YOU HAVE NO FILES , GO TO STORE AND BRING 15 /20 YEARS OLD FILES. THIS PRACTICE WILL SHOW YOUR LOYALITY TO COMPANY.SAY WO TIME “YES SIR ” LOUDLY INCASE YOUR BOSS CALLS UPON YOU.
2 ) IF YOUR BOSS COMES NEAR , SHOW IGNORENCE (ABOUT HIS PRESENCE) , BE DEEPLY BUSY LOOKING INTO SOME FILE ( HALF HEAD SHOULD BE INSIDE FILE) WHEN HE “DISTURB” -JUMPY ABRUPTLY , ACT AS YOU UNAWARE OF HIS PRESENCE, SAY SORRY THREE TIMES , AND LEAVE YOUR SEAT IN “RESPECT” YOUR BOSS WILL BE VERY HAPPY UPON THIS GREAT RESPECT.( HE KNOWS , HE DOES NOT DESERVE)
3) IF YOUR BOSS CALL YOU ONE TIME , RESPOND “YES SIR “ ATLEAST THREE TIMES
4) WHILE YOU ARE WITH BOSS, OCASSIONALLY, CLEAN HIS OFFICE TABLE WITH TISSUE PAPER UNDER SOME DELICATE PRETEXT, THIS WILLS ATTARCT YOUR BOSS.ALWAYS ASSURE HIM , THAT HE IS THE “MOST GENIUS EVER SEEN IN LIFE”.
5) IF YUR BOSS PRESENTS SOME “HIGHLY STUPID” IDEAS TO IMPLEMENT, BE SERIOUS , PASS A LOOK AS TOKEN OF APPRECIATION , ALSO PASS MARVELLOUS COMMENTS, UNIQUENESS AND AUTHENTICACY OF HIS IDEA , REPEATEDLY PASS LOOKS AND NEVER FORGET TO SAY “ SIR YOU ARE GENIUS- YOU ARE GREAT ” ( ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW HE IS FOOL OF FIRST WATER).
6) WHEN EVER SITTING ALONE WITH BOSS, ALWAYS MAKE HIM REALIZE THAT THIS UNIVERSE WAS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT YOU, AND HE POSESSES GOD GIFTED EXTRAORDINARY KNOWLEDGE, PERSONALITY. THIS WILL CONSOLE HIS EEGO, PEDDALING YOUR PROMOTION,
7) DO NOT FORGET TO SAY HIM “GOOD MORNING” OR GOOD EVENING” WHEREVER YOU FACE HIM.
JUST INVESTIGATE THE “HOBBIES” OF YOUR BOSS, TRY TO PROVIDE HIM WHAT HE LIKES, THEN SEE THE MIRCLOUS RESULTS.
9) ACT, JUST AS YOU ARE ONLY ONE WHO TAKING THIS COMPANY ON HEAD, IN CASE OF ANY SHAKE, THIS COMPANY WILL FALL DOWN.JUST SHOW YOU ARE THE MOST BUSY PERSON, RUN FROM HERE AND THER , DISCUSS LOUDLY ABOUT WORK ISSUES ( SPECIALLY WHEN BOSS IS AROUND) ALWAYS COMPLAIN HEADACHE DUE TO OVER WORK , SOMETIMES PUT SAND ON YOUR CLOTHES AND HEAD ( SPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE COMING FROM OUTSIDE AFTER REST AND LUNCH FROM HOME) TO IMPRESS VIEWRS YOUR HARD WORK . KEEP YOU CELL BELL AT EXTEME HIGH VOLUME, TO ATTRACT OTHERS FOR YOUR BUSINESS,
10) WHEN COME BACK FROM ANNUAL, DO NOT FORGET TO BRING GIFTS FOR BOSS AND HIS WIFE, ON FESTIVALS, DO TAKE SOME CAKES, SWEETS, AT HIS HOUSE. BE VERY OBIDIENT, LOYAL, FAITHFULL, TO YOU BOSS … NEVER DO BLUNDER TO BE LOYAL OR SINCERE WITH COMPANY, BECAUSE IN KUWAIT, MANAGERS POSESS HEAVENLY, UNCHALLENGABLE POWERS. IF THEY ARE HAPPY, YOU ARE IN HEAVEN, OTHERVIZ IN HELL. COMPANY WILL NEVER COME TO HELP YOU..SO BE LOYAL TO BOSS. KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED, BE DUFF AND DUMB,, EVEN IF YOU SEE A GREAT LOSS TO COMPANY . NEVER DISCLOSE, BECAUSE THREE LINES OF MANAGERS ARE SUFFIECNT TO GET YOU OUT OF JOB INSULTINGLY..IN KUWAIT, IN HEAVEN IS GOD … AND ON EARTH ARE MANAGERS..SO “DO IN ROME WHAT ROMANS DO”
ONE QUALITY OF KERALITES .. IF GENERAL MANGER IS FROM SAME CREED, WITHIN TWO YEARS 98 PERCENT NEW EMPLOYEES WILL BE OF SAME NATIONALITY, IN HIS DEPARTMENT ( EVEN WILL ACCOMMODATE HIS HOUSE BOYS AND MAIDS).&HE GRANTS SPECIAL PREFERNCES TO NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE …SAME TO OTHER . BE OBEDIENT TO YOUR MANAGER , STUDY HIS HOBBIES , FULL-FILL , OBEY , AND SEE MIRACLES , DONT THINK THEY ARE FOOL , THEY ARE “SEA OF WISIDOM , EQUIPPED WITH “SPECIFIC MISSILES SYSTEM” TO MAKE HIGHER MANAGEMENT FOOL , BUT AGONY IS ” THEY EARN LOT OF MONEY IN LIFE TIME, AND SPEND ALL FOR THEIR TREATMNETS AFTER RETIREMENT.
