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(DELAY IN POSTING BE CONDONED AS POWER

FAILED IN LOCAL AREA ON 26TH MAY, mircally)

ALL NARRATED CONTENTS ARE TRUE  , A LESSON FOR DISBELIEVES , EXCLUSIVELY FOR THOSE WHO DISBELIEVE IN “MIRACLES” , THIS STORY RELATES TO A SUPER NATURAL , DYNAMIC / MIRCLOUS PERSON , BORN IN A REMOTE TOWN OF  “COCONUT LAND” . THIS BABY CHILD , WHO WROTE  DISTINGUISHED  HISTORY  UPON “MIRACLES ”, WHICH PERPLEXED , SIZZLED ALL EXPERTS  ,  SPECIALISTS AMOUNTING TO INCREDIBLITY”. AFTER READING  , ALL WILL SAY  THAT “ MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN ANY TIME , IN ANY PART OF WORLD”.

“IT   WAS     25^TH     MAY    1952. 

LATE EVENING .PLEASANT CLIMATE , VERY ROMANTIC ATMOSPHERE , . BREEZE COOL ,  ALL OVER  . COCONUTS  SWAYING ON TREES COMPOSING FACINATING MUSIC , TEA PLANTS AROMA  HIGH  IN SMELL , FISHERMEN  SINGING , FISH OOZING OUT OF SEA ! CLUBS AT BOOM , , BIRDS  SINGING  LATE NIGHT (INSTEAD OF EARLY MORNING) IN A “RAMBA-SUMBA PO PO ” TUNE , STREET STREAMS CHANGED RYTHM IN FLOW , ALL FEELING EXTRA ENERGETIC AND  VIGOUROUS , INHIBITANT   WEARING COLORFULL , HALF FOLDED “LOUNGIES” WITH BUNYANS, AND TOWELS ON SHOULDER , WITH “OIL MASSAGED BODIES” & BRUSHING  TEETH , CHATTING AROUND TEA SHOPS ENJOYING “LOCAL LIQUOR” ( PLASTIC BOTTLES IN HAND .  THEIR “SWEET” BODY AROMA  AROUND . .UNEXPECTEDLY, VERY NAUGHTY CHILDREN BECAME DECENT .PEOPLE WERE  JOKING , SINGING SONGS IN THEIR  MELODIOUS SWEET “COCONAYLAM” ( COCONUT LAND LANGUAGE) . ALL DANCING  AND JERKING ( WITH JOY AND NOT UNDER ALCOHOL) .ATMOSPHEE WAS VERY SIMILAR TO “ PONUM”( A SEASONAL FESTIVAL) OF “COCONETLAND”

“AT-MIDNIGHT “, SUDDENLY CLIMATE CHANGED . THUNDER ROARED  BRUITTLY , WITH  REPEATED DAZZLING  “GREEN”  STORMY LIGHTINING  FLASHES , AS IF NATURE IS IN A PHOTO  SESSION FROM HEAVEN , FOLLWED BY ABRUPT  PIERCING , TORRENT RAIN SHOWERS , BLUE IN COLOR– THUNDER  STORM  NOISE  SHAKING EARTH MAKING “ECHO SOUND” AS IF WILL “DEAF” ALL INHIBITANTS , TERRIBLE RATTLING ALL OVER ! SEA JUMPING  OUT OF  SHORES LIKE  TSONAMI ,TREES BOWING , BRANCHES TOUCHING GROUND AS GOING TO FALL. , ELECTRICITY POLES TWISTED .NEON SIGNS AND PUBLICITY  BOARDS FLEW TO INFINITY .COCONUTS FALLING , PUNCTURING  PEOPLE HEADS , ALL RUNING FOR SHELTER .GOVERNMENT MACHINERY  AT “ RED ALERT ,  SYRNS SHRIEKING , “RELATED EXPERTS  INVESTIGATING CONFUSINGLY , FOR THIS DIRE UNEXPETED / UNPREDICTED CHANGE IN CLIMATE AND WEATHER  EMBARRASED  ALL  EXPERTS  AS FAILING   TO GET ROUTE CAUSE OF THIS UN-NATURAL SUDDEN  CHANGES ? GEOLOGIST AND SCIENCTISTS RUSHED TO LABORTORIES TO GET SOURCE — GEOLOGICAL SURVEY AND OTHER TESTS MISERABLY FAILED TO PIN-PONT CAUSE OF THIS SUDDEN GREAT MISERY. NOW LOCAL CLOCK TOWER  SHOWING 2.15 AM.IT IS  26^TH MAY , 1952 AND  ————————–  STUCKED   DEAD ! !

DURING THIS HORRIBLE –SITUATION ALL “SECRETS SERVICES REMAINED BUSY AT “RED ALERT” BUT FAILED “  MISERABLY TO  GET ANY SOLID REASON , CLUE OR  EVIDENCE , AGAINST THIS MISERY.”DETECTING QUIPMENT” WERE BEEPING WHILE PIN-POINTING ONE AREA  WHERE  “ A  BABY BOY TOOK BIRTH  EXACTLY THE VERY SAME TIME –WHEN ALL HAPPENED — A REMOTE VILLAGE OF “COCONUT LAND”UPON INVESTIGATION IT REVEALED THAT  NO OTHER DELIVERY IN ANY HOSPITAL OR DOMESTICALLY REPORTED AT THAT SPECIFIC TIME “, ( THAT WAS ONLY THE BIRTH IN THAT VILLAGE ). 

MIRICOULSLY ——— ALL BECAME NORMAL WITHIN FEW MINUTES, AS NEVER HAPPENED. MEANS ALL THIS TERRIBLE SITUATION EXISTED FOR TEN / FIFTEEN MINUTES ONLY.

 AS SOON IT BECAME NORMAL , “PRINT”  AND “ELECTRONIC MEDIA” , GEOLOGISTS , ATOMIC RESEARCHERS , NECULAR EXPERTS , ARMY , AIRFORCE  , NAVAL , RUSHED TO THAT HOUSE /SPOT  WHERE THAT BABY CHILD TOOK BIRTH . THEY FOUND   SURROUNDED GRASS BURNT  , TREES DOWN , STREAMS FLOWING OPPOSITE  DIRECTIONS   (WITHIN TWENTY KILOMETER RADIOUS OF  BIRTH PLACE )EXPERTS   FOUND A SMART , CUTE  CHILD WITH KILLING SMILE , GLITTERING EYES  IN A “SWING” LOOKING AT MEDIA PEOPLE PENETRATINGLY  .THE CHILD WAS NORMAL , HEALTHY WITH  FACINATING INNOCENT FEATURES  ,  A GREAT “BLUSH” -.AS PER BACKGROUND OF THAT FAMILY , NOTHING FOUND SPECIAL .PARENTS WERE THOROUGH GENTLE , RESPECTED ALL OVER , ENJOYING BEST REPUTATION IN LOCALITY , KNOWN AS PIOUS , GOD FEARING FAMILY.

TIME PASSED AND ALL FORGOT THIS INCIDENT WITHIN SHORT SPAN OF TIME AS NEVER HAPPENED , TAKING AS “ DREAM” NOW THE LIFE WAS QUITE NORMAL AS USUAL , AS PER HUMAN PSYCHE. , BUT RELATIVES AND PARENTS COULD NEVER ! !

TIME GOES AT IT OWN COURSE. CHILD GREW UP , PARENT CHOOSE A BEUTIFULL ATTRACTIVE  NAME “KURICHIKO BANTA kuriakose”( HEREINAFTER CALLED BANTA) PARENTS  MANAGED ADMISSION   IN LOCAL SCHOOL,WHERE HE WAS KNOWN AS  “GENIUS”. AT AGE OF 2 — HE COULD READ AND WRITE ALPHABETS FROM A-Z WITH FRENCH ALPHABETS  . ABILITY TO  JOIN WORDS ( FRENCH , ENGLISH & LOCAL LANGUAGE) –.AT AGE OF FOUR , HE COULD TELL  HISTORICAL BACKGROUND OF  FIFTY (50) CITIES OF HIS COUNTRY.  .HE PASSED  MATRICULATION WITH DISTINGUISHED MARKS FROM LOCAL SCHOOL AS SOON HE LEFT SCHOOL , ALL TEACHERS RUSHED TO CHURCHES AND TEMPLES , MANAGING “MARS’ & “PURSHAADS” AS PER THEIR BELIEF –BECAUSE ALL FEARED FROM HIS I.Q LEVEL.THAT’S WHY HE COULD NOT STUDY MORE THAN 10^TH CLASS BECAUSE ALL COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES REFUSED TO ACCEPT HIM DUE TO HIS “EXTRA EXPANDED” KNOWLEDGE , INTELLECT , CALIBRE AND ETHICAL APPROACHES. HIS TEACHERS HAD NO ANSWER OF HIS QUESTIONS , AS AT 14 YEARS HE TRIED TO “CROSS BREED “ COCK AND ELEPHANT” … “LIONESS AND ZEBRA” ETC ETC,

FROM CHILDHOOD HE WAS INTRESTED IN “MEDICINES & ITS COMPOSITIONS”. SO HE JOINED A PHYSCIAN ( MBBS DOCTOR) AS “COMPUNDER”. ONE DAY WHEN DOCTOR FELL  SICK , HE OPERATED A TONSILIZED PATIENT SUCCESSFULLY, UPON KNOWING , IT IS HEARD THAT SAID DOCTOR COMITTED SUICIDE AFTER HEARING THE SUCCESS OF THIS COMPLICATED EXPERIENCE.HE MADE A NAME IN THAT  LOCALITY TOO.IT IS WORTH MENTION THAT THE PATIENT , WHO UNDERGONE OPERATION , APPEARED AS FAMOUS PLAY BACK SINGER OF THAT COUNTRY.

BANTA WAS ALWAYS IN SEARCH OF EXCELLENCE.HE TRIED AND ADOPTED MANY PROFESSION , BUT FAILED TO SATISFY HIMSELF.THEN HE DECIDED TO LEAVE COUNTRY ( AS PER TRADITION OF THAT STATE ) HE MANAGED TO COME TO DUBAI , JOINED AN AUTOMOTIVE COMPANY . WITHIN A SHORT SPAN , AGAIN PROVED HIMSELF AS “OUTSTANDING BRILLIANT STAR” IN  COMPANY , UP TO THE EXTENT THAT OWNER AND MANAGEMENT OF THAT COMPANY NEVER LAUNCHED ANY PROJECT WITHOUT HIS APPROVAL . HE GOT SUCH REPUTE THAT FOREIGN DELEGATION STARTED VISIT HIM FREQUENTLY ,  WITH AMAZING  OFFERS , BUT HE ALWAYS REFUSED TO ACCEPT BECAUSE HE “NEVER LOVED”  MONEY .IT WILL NOT BE  OUT OF TOPIC TO MENTION THAT BENZ ,  ALPHA ROMEO , FERRARI , CADDILOC , JAGUR , AND MANY HEADS OF STATES WERE AFTER HIM   HIRE –TEASED HIM SO MUCH THAT HE DECIDED TO LEAVE DUBAI  WHILE  MANGING  “FIVE YEARS ENTRY BAN “SO THAT NONE SHOULD TRY TO INVITE HIM IN DUBAI . HE WAS FULLY AWARE OF HIS WORTH AND DEMAND.HIS BEST FRIEND “SANTA” WAS VERY SAD WHILE LEAVING HIM AT AIRPORT FOR GOOD.

1^ST INSTANCE ..SANTA WAS ONLY THE PERSON WHO WAS VERY NEAR TO BANTA .WHEN “LOCAL PRESS CAME TO KNOW ABOUT DEPARTURE OF BANTA , THEY RUSHED TO SANTA FOR DETAILS. SANTA WAS PLEASED TO TELL ABOUT HIS MIRCLOUS NATURE , SANTA WAS VERY HAPPY TOO , AS HE GOT ATTENTION OF CERTAIN PEOPLE FIRST TIME IN LIFE. SANTA TOLD PRESS “ONCE SANTA BORROWED HIS CAR TO GO SOME WHERE . ROAD WAS BLOCK DUE TO  TRAFFIC.ATONCE BANTA SET “TAKE OFF GEAR” OF CAR TO CROSS TRAFFIC JAM  BY AIR. HE PAID NO HEED TO AIR PRESSURE AND ENGINE RPM . AS RESULT SANTA CAR WAS DAMAGED .. BEING BEST FRIEND OF BANTA , SANTA CHARGED FORCIBLY ONLY “REPAIRING COST” AND NOT FULL PRICE OF CAR. ( SANTA IS WILDLY  MISER , AS TAKES ONLY ONE DRY SANWICH DURING LUNCH , AS “NO MORE” PERMISSION FROM WIFE)

2^ND  INCIDENT :- BANTA JOINED DUBAI CRICKET TEAM. A MATCH WAS ARRANGED INBETWEEN “DUBAI ELEVEN V/S AUSTRALIA ”.BANTA WAS OPENING BATSMAN ( DUBAI ELEVEN). SO CAME ON  CREASE IN FULL KIT TO FACE  AUSTRALAIN  FAST BOWLER . MATCH STARTED , BOWLER TOOK A LONG  START AND THREW BALL .. STRANGE ENOUGH , BANTA NOT MOVED EVEN  MICRO INCH FROM WICKET — EMPIRE CRIED ‘NO BALL” – CLAPS BANGED STADIUM – NOW SECOND BALL — LONG START — NO MOVEMENT FROM BANTA —– “NO BALL “ EMPIRE CRIED AGAIN—CLAPS ALL OVER —ATONCE BANTA RUSHED TO EMPIRE AND SAID “ DO THIS BOWLER THINKS ME  STUPID ? I KNOW FROM VERY BIGNING THAT HE HAD  “NO BALL” IN HIS HAND , WHY  TRYIN TO DODGE AND CHEAT ME !!! HUSH !!! NOW YOU CAME TO KNOW  WHY I DID NOT MOVE EVEN AN INCH “ FROM WICKET ? ? TELL HIM TO BE SERIOUS AND THROW BALL –  WARN HIM TO STOP ACTING  OF THROWING BALL ! !

3^RD INCIDENT.. ONCE BANTA WAS SITTING IN HIS SHOP , WHEN TWO “BHAI LOG” ATTACKED TO LOOT. “BHAI LOG” HAVE BIG KNIVES IN HAND .. SANTA HAD GUN , BUT WITH ONLY ONE BULLET . BANTA WAS A” SHARP SHOOTER”. HE SMARTLY UP HIS GUN , POINTED IN CENTER GAP OF  TWO “BHAI LOG”…WITH OTHER HAND , HOLD A SHARP SMALL KNIFE , SET IN CENTRE OF GUN BARREL HOLE , AND FIRED —– BULLET HIT SHARP  KNIFE AND SPILTED INTO TWO PIECES , SERIOUSLY INJURING BAHI LOGS , FLATING  ON GROUND ,, MEANS , WITH ONE BULLET HE INJURED TWO COMING FROM RIGHT LEFT ANGLES -DID YOU SEE HIS INTELLECT !!!! AMAZING.  

AFTER SOMETIMES , ACCIDENTLY SANTA OCCUPIED A RESPOSIBLE POST  IN ANOTHER GULF COUNTRY . THE FIRST PERSON HE BROUGHT THERE WAS BANTA , BECAUSE HE WAS FULLY AWARE OF HIS” INHERENT VESTED POWERS”.HE WAS APPONTED AS “ASSTT MANAGER” IN A REPUTED AUTOMOTIVE COMPANY.THE DUTIES ENTRUSTED UPON HIM WERE :-

EXPORT  /  CUSTOMER DEALING / MAKING JOB DESCRIPTIONS OF SUBORDINATES / PROTOCOL TO FOREIGN CUSTOMERS / MANAGING THEIR STAY AND HOSTING THEM / MAINTAIN ALL SALES ACCOUNTS /  LOCAL AND FOREIGN CORRESPONDENCE /  SCHEDULING SHIIPPMENTS ACCORDING TO RECIEPTS / TO GET ORDERS TO PTOMOTE SALES  / TO MONITOR WAREHOUSE / TO ADVICE SORTING STRATEGIES TO WARE HOUSE PERSONNEL / TO LOOK  FOR “GOO D PERSONS ( CONATINERS AND TRUCKS HIRING) / L/C DOCUMENTATIONS / TO BE ABREAST WITH LATEST BANKING LAWS /  QUOTATIONS PROFORMAS  MARK-UP AND PROFITABILTY SUPERVISION / ORDER PLACEMENT WITH PRINCIPALS ! 

BE HONEST  IN APPRAISAL– ANALYSE RESPONSIBILITIES !! PERFORMED AND DISCHARGED  BY ONE (WHICH FOUR PEOPLE CANT DO ) , HE WAS SO KIND HEARTED THAT NEVER THOUGHT TO TERMINATE  ANYONE.

IT IS WORTH MENTION THAT ONCE ONE OF THE OWNER WANTED A PART FOR HIS CAR. ALL WAREHOUSE RUNING HERE AND THERE .. BANTA CAME – ASKED THE LOCATION OF RECENT UNLOADED GOODS – AROUDN 150 JUMBOO SIZE CARTOONS WERE LYING IN A LINE — HE CAME NEAR EVERY CARTOON — SMELLED—PASSED —HE STOPPED  NEAR A CARTOON –SMELLED CLOSELY  AND ANNOUNCED THAT REQUIRED PART IS INSIDE — ALL HOLD BREATHE WHEN REQUIRED PART FOUND INSIDE ! ! HE DETECTED A PART  IN A “COMPANY PACKED SEALED ” CARTOON ! !

IT WAS KNOWN TO ALL THAT HIS 8^TH SENSE WAS ABNORMALLY  STORNG. WHENEVER ANY CRITICAL  TIME CAME IN HIS DEPARTMENT , ALWAYS SOME  CURIOUS PAINS STARTED AND HE RUSHED TO HIS COUNTRY FOR TREATMENT TO AVOID SITUATION.

UNDOUBTDLY , HE WAS AN ABSOLUTE GOD FEARING PERSON. WHEN EVER SOME SUBORDINATE CALLE HIM AND ASKED HIS REQUEST , HE WAS EVER FIRST PERSON TO REACH TO HELP , IF SOME ONE NEED LUNCH , IT WAS HIS EVER PLEASURE TO BRING ( MIGHT HE HAVE TO TRAVELL EXTRA MILEAGE) . IF SOMEONE NEED MONITORY HELP , HE WILL HELP SURELY — ALTHOUGH IT IS VERY EXPANSIVE  TO HIRE A FLAT — BUT HE HIRED THREE FLATS IN DIFFERENT POSH AREAS AND GAVE TO POOR LANKANS  FREE OF COST WITH FOOD  AMONG OTHER HOUSE HOLD EMENITIES. WHILE HELPING THEM BUYING GIFTS AND GOLD WHILR TRAVELLING TO THEIR COUNTRIES ON ANNUAL LEAVES..HE  WAS SO GOD FEARING THAT HE MANAGED TWO MARRIAGES OF “TEEN” GIRLS LIVING IN  HIS FLATS , BEARING ALL EXPANSES ..HE HELPED ME TOO — WHAT A GREATNESS ! I SALUTE HIS HIGHNESS.

IT MAY TAKE MORE THAN THOUSAND PAGES IF I START WRITING ALL , BEING BRIEF , HIS HARD WORK TOLD UPON HIS HEALTH , SECONDLY HE FELL IN LOVE WITH ME , WHEREAS SANTA LOVED BANTA . NOW  I BECAME “RIVAL”. SANTA WAS OF THE OPINION THAT I SNATCHED HIS LOVE –NOW SANTA WAS IN SEARCH OF OPPORTUNITY TO KILL ME , SO THAT HE MAY GET HIS LOVE BACK — ANYWAY , HE  FABRICATED A PLAN BY INVOLVING MANAGEMENT , AND SUCESSFULLY TERMINATED ME UNDER A WELL WEAVED PLAN — I CAME BACK TO MY COUNTRY ON 14^TH AUGUST 2008 —– BANTA COULD NOT BEAR THIS SEPRATION ( AS MISSIN ME LOT) AND LEFT THAT GULF COUNTRY ( WHERE HE WAS DIGGING GOLD ) IN A STATE OF GRIEF ON 22^ND OF NOVEMBER 2008 .. ( MAY HE REST IN PEACE).

IN MEMORY OF DEPARTURE DAY, PARLIAMENT HOLD A SPECIAL SESSION AND PASSED BILL TO CELEBRATE  THAT — 22^ND  NOVEMBER AS OFFICIALLY BLACK DAY. A “GAZZETED HOLIDAY” — ANNOUNCING AS “MOURNING DAY”.— ALL OVER STATE.

MY BEST , SINCERE WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH HIM. IN MY NEXT POST I WILL COMPARE THIS LOVE STORY WITH “ROMEO JULLIET” STORY , WHERE I WILL PROVE THAT THIS PERSON LOVE WAS GREATER AND MUCH SEVERE THAN ‘ROMEO”.

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BANTA – ALWAYS BE HAPPY—I MISS YOU — YOU WERE GREAT . YOU ARE GREAT , AND YOU WILL BE GREAT ! ! PEOPLE LIKE YOU TAKES BIRTH IN CENTURIES , AND ABSOLUTELY NOT IN YEARS – YOU ARE A GLOBAL ASSET – BE SURE , YOU NEVER PRAISED AND PLADITH IN THIS WORLD — BUT SURELY IN HEAVEN — THERE WE WILL START “PARTS” BUSINESS — MEANS “EXPORT TO HELL” – SURELY YOU WILL FIND MANY YOUR LOVE ONES OVER THERE ! ! ! AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY UNINTERRUPTED – THERE WILL BE NO SANTA TO DEPART US.

IF MY” FIRST AND LAST LOVE “ BANTA –READ THIS ARTICLE , IT IS SHRIEKINGLY REQUESTED THAT HE MUST CONTACT ME. 

I LOVE YOU BANTA

I MISS YOU BANTA

PLEASE COME IN DREAMS.