THIS ARTICLE IS WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY TO GUIDE GULF EMPLOYEES WHO ARE WORKING UNDER MALYLEES MANAGERS. S KNOWN TO ALL THAT GULF IS MUSHROOMED AND STUFFED AS OVER CROUDED WITH “MALLU” MANAGERS “NATIVE , GULF CE,S LOVES “MALLUS” DUE TO THEIR “NEVER MIND” VERY FRIENDLY , CO-OPERRTIVE , COOL NATURE , AND EXPERTISE IN SOME “OTHER SPECIAL QUALITIES” WHICH MEETS EXACTLY WITH THE DEMANDS OF CEO,S FOR THEIR HAPPINESS AND AMUSEMENT.HEIR MAIN WEAPON IS DELIVERY OF “YES-SIR” ,WHICH FACINATES , CAPTURES AND WINS HEART (CARDICALLY).NATURALLY THIS PENETRATIVE STYLE WILL INJURE CEO,S HEART ! !
BY NATURE, MALLUS POSSESS A COMPLEXED, CONFUSED PERSONALITY -.LACK OF CONFIDENCE, ALWAYS EMBARRSED, SOME LIMBS WAVING OR SHAKING EVEN IN A VERY PEACEFULL ATMOSPHERE, DISTURBED, AN UN-NATURAL, TENSED SMILE, EXCITED OR ENXIETED ALWAYS, HIGHLY GRUDGEOUS NATURE, IS THEIR IDENTIFICATION.FLATTERY IS THEIR WEAKNESS. THEY ARE KEEN TO GET RESPECT-CRITISM , OBJECTION , HEARING ABOUT BENEFITS OF COMPANY IS INTOLLERABLE FOR THEM .THEY WANT TO HEAR ALWAYS ABOUT THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS AND SUCCESS STORIES.THEY ALWAYS WANT TO HEAR THAT THEY ARE GENIUS .THEY ARE SPECIALISTS IN CONSPIRACIES.EVERY MALYLEE HAVE ONE NATURE : TO BOOST VEY BIG , TO SHOW HIS RICHNESS (NT ( IT IS ITSELF ENJOYABLE TO HEAR ENGLISH FROM THEIR TONGUE).WHO TOOK BIRTH IN KERALA , MUST HAVE TO COME ABROAD , AS NO INDUSTRY ( EXCEPT TEA SHOPS) IS AVAILABLE IN THEIR COUNTRY.THEY ARE VERY FOND OF TO CONSRTUCT BIG HOUSED , MAY BE BY BANK LOANS.GOLD AND CURRENCY IS THEIR PRIMARY GOALS.FAIR OR FOUL SOURCE OF INCOME IS MEANINGLESS FOR THEM.THEY CAN GO BEYOND LIMITS TO GET MONEY.IF TWO MALYLEE QUARREL TOGETHER ONE WILL THREAT OTHER SAYING ” YOU DNT KNOW MY WIFE IS WORKING IN GULF”? (IT IS CITERIA TO ENFEAR OTHER)
AS I WROTE BEFORE, THEIR INNER DESIRE FOR BEING RESPECTED BY OTHERS , MAKES THEM AN EASY PREY FOR FLATTERS ( INFACT HUNTERS) ,WHICH ARE GENERALLY FROM THEIR NATIVE PLACES.THE SMART FLATERER AVAILS OPPERTUNITY IMMEDIATELY BY GIVING HIM TOO MUCH RESPECTS ( ACTING) AND GRASPS THE MANAGER .MANAGER IS CONVINCED AS HIS THURST IS VSNISHED, FIRST HE WILL MANGE TO BRING THAT PERSON IN HIS DEPARTMENT UNDER HIM , THEN WILL APPOINT AS HIS “SECRET AGENT” GIVING HIM SOME ABSURD TITLE TO SATISFY STUPID HRD (HUMOUR RESOURCE DEPARTMENT) .AS FIRST INCENTIVE , WILL GIVE HIM COMPANY CAR , MOBILE PHONE , LAPTOP VICE VERSA.NOW THAT PERSON IS I.S.O CERTIFIED AGENT , BOUND TO INFROM THAT MANAGER WHAT IS GOING ON IN HIS DEPARTMENT, INFROMIN HIM BEFORE TIME ,ABOUT EMPLOYEES WHO CAN CREATE PROBLEMS FOR GENERAL MANAGER.HE WILL PROVIDE A LIST OF EMPLOYEES SUFFERING FROM “LOVE WITH COMPANY”( WHO WILL BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY)
NOW SECRET AGENT MISSION STARTS .HE WILL EQUIPPS HIMSELF WITH A LATEST MOBILE WITH “WIRELESS RECORDING FACILITY” … THAT ”AGENT” (EMPLOYEE) WILL HOLD A FRIENDLY DISCUSSION WITH COLLEGUES ABOUT POLICIES OF G.M , POOR COLLEGUE NEVER KNOWS THAT HIS ALL CONVERSATION IS UNDER RECORDED .CONSIDERING HIM COLLEGUE , HE WILL SPEAK FRANKLY.IF SOMETHING AGAINST G.M , AGENT WILL RUSH AND PLAY RECORDING FRONT OF G.M .THIS AGENT WILL INFROM EMPLOYEES VIEWS ABOUT G.M –NOW G.M WILL PLAN TO GET RID FROM THAT EMPLOYEE .AS I NARRATED BEFORE THIS CREATURE IS COWARD BY NATURE , HE WILL NEVER HIT DIRECTLY , BUT UNDER PLANING OR SEARCHING SOME LACUNA.SURELY THAT PERSON WILL BE FIRED WITHIN DUE COURSE.MIND IT , MALLU MANAGER WILL NEVER FORGET REVENGE , WILL ATTACK WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING.IT MAY TAKE TIME FOR MALYLEE BUT NON MALYALEE IS UNDER DANGER ALWAYS.
HOW TO BUTTER BOSS
IF BOSS IS MALLU, PLEASE BUILD IMMEDIATELY A GREAT PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP. IF YOU FOLLOW THESE TIPS YOU CAN MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION EARLY ON AND ALSO ENJOY A CORDIAL RELATIONSHIP.
START BUILDING A RELATIONSHIP BY ASKING ABOUT THE PERSONAL MATTERS LIKE THEIR CHILDREN BIRTHDAY, ACHIEVEMNTS, OR ADMIRING HIS DRESS (MIGHT BE WEARING LUNGEE)!
OF COURSE, YOU DON’T TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BUTTER-UP YOUR BOSS, BUT YOU CAN MENTION THE SMALL STUFF THAT YOU ARE SURE HE HAS AN INTEREST IN: LIKE HIS FAVORITE TOPICS , ACHIEVING TARGETS , HIS NAME IN NEWS LETTER ,HIS DRESS CHOICES , HIS BIRTHDAY WISH , HIS PROFESSIONALISM VICE VERSA.
YOU CAN ALSO TRY ANOTHER EQUALLY NATURAL APPROACH AND ALSO IMPROVE YOUR CONVERSATION SENSE BY CHATTING WITH YOUR BOSS IN A FRIENDLY WAY THAT IS NOT PUT-ON AND MAKES YOU LOOK INTERESTED IN HIM OR HER AS A PERSON.
BUILD PERSONAL RAPPORT WITH BOSS BY REMEMBERS FAMILY BIRTHDAYS ADVISABLE TO GIFT HIS BIRTHDAY.
BOSS’S SPOUSE CAN BE THE REAL DECISION MAKER, SO TRY YOUR HAND AT SOME FRIENDLY CHIT-CHAT AT THE OFFICE’S HOLIDAY PARTY OR SUGGEST MEETING FOR DINNER AND DRINKS WHEN BOSS’S PARTNER IS FREE.
DO REMEMBER, YOUR GREAT RELATIONS WITH YOUR BOSS WILL MAKE YOU A GOOD EMPLOYEE AND ALSO MORE PRODUCTIVE AND HAPPY IN YOUR PROFESSION.“CHUMCHA GEERY” OF BOSS WILL OPEN THE GATES OF PROMOTIONS AND INCENTIVES WIDELY
APPLE POLISHING HAS A NUMBER OF SYNONYMS, WHICH INCLUDE BROWN-NOSING, FALSE FLATTERING, AND TOADYING. IN ALL CASES, THE IDEA OF APPLE POLISHING COMES FROM APPLES GIVEN TO TEACHERS AT SCHOOL IN ORDER TO CURRY FAVOR WITH THE TEACHER. IT CAN BE A MUTE APPEAL IN THE FORM OF A GIFT TO LIKE AND THUS GRADE A STUDENT BETTER POSITION.
WHEN YOU’RE MALLU BOSS ENTER IN YOUR ROOM, IMMEDATELY GETUP FROM SEAT, CHAIR MUST MAKE SOME NOISE, THIS ACTION WILL IMPRESS YOUR BOSS, LEADING TOWARDS THE BEST EMPLOYEE.
GO TO RECORD ROOM, BRING OBSOLETE FILE OUT AND STUFF TABLE, SHOWING THAT THIS COMPANY WEIGHT IS LYING ON YOUR HEAD; NONE WILL CHECK THE AUTHENTICACY OF FILES ON TABLE.
ALWAYS TRY TO TAKE BRIEFCASE FROM YOUR BOSS HAND AND CARRY IT.ALWAYS WALK BEHIND HIM (FOLLOW HIM)
OPEN HIS CAR DOOR, WAIT TILL HE SITS IN. THEN SLOWLY CLOSE THE DOOR.
NEVER NAME BOSS WIFE. ALWAYS SAY HER MADAM, TITLE HER AS BEAUTY QUEEN WHILE ADMIRING HER SENSE AND CHOICE OF DRESS… THE BOSS WILL LIKE IT, THINKING ABOUT YOUR PROMOTION.
IF BOSS HAS SMALL KIDS, IMMEDIATELY TAKE THEM IN LAP AND START ADMIRING THE QUALITIES THAT KID POSESS. (IT IS YOUR CALIBRE TEST)
AS ARTICLE IS PROLONGING, I AM CLOSING IT WITH PROMISE TO WRITE IN NEXT ARTICLE.
ANYONE IN PROBLEM WORKING UNDER MALYLEE BOSS , AND IS IN TROUBLE , PLS CONTACT ME FOR ADVICE BY USING “COMMENT SECTION”.I WILL SURELY REPLY WITHIN SHORTEST POSSIBLE TIME.
